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So she's hot for the cock...who can blame her?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | October 8, 2008 2:33 PM
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She's on the same birthing schedule as Bristol Palin.

Posted by spencer | October 8, 2008 2:34 PM
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TMZ is reporting that "an unimpeachable source" has told them that Jamie Lynn, is not, in fact, pregnant.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/08/jamie-lynn-not-pregnant/

Posted by RatGirl | October 8, 2008 2:37 PM
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We're talking about a member of the Spears family here. I think 'any education' would work.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 8, 2008 2:37 PM
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Jamie Lynn Spears is TOTALLY qualified to be President. You people shut UP.

Posted by Fnarf | October 8, 2008 2:44 PM
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Case study evidence suggests that all Spears women should be on a constant Depo-Provera and lithium regimen.

Posted by Greg | October 8, 2008 2:53 PM
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i wonder who the father is? i mean, it's common knowledge that jamie lynn's mother paid $50,000 to that 19-year-old to claim he was the father, when in fact, it was the 50-ish producer of Mrs. Spears' own proposed talk-show. she lied to protect her show. so who is the father this time? maybe Mother Dearest just offered jamie lynn's body up to satan this time--like in rosemary's baby. you know, for her career. fucking degenerates. all of them!

Posted by adrian! | October 8, 2008 3:09 PM
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PINHEADS!!!!

Posted by steves | October 8, 2008 3:49 PM
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Really? You mean something reported by the National Enquirer is not true? I find this hard to believe. C'mon!

Posted by sprizee | October 8, 2008 4:02 PM
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ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

Posted by ohnoes!1! | October 8, 2008 4:05 PM
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Hasn't she heard of swallowing?

Posted by Joh | October 8, 2008 4:09 PM
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Thing is, the Enquirer is usually right, even if it takes many months for the truth to come out.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/160082/page/1

Posted by EmilyP | October 8, 2008 4:29 PM

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