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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

This Is Why Sex Education Is Important, People!

posted by on October 8 at 14:28 PM

Because 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is (supposedly) pregnant AGAIN. Eight weeks pregnant, actually. She just gave birth to her first child in June.

Apparently Jamie didn’t know it was possible to get pregnant while still breast-feeding.

(Update: TMZ is saying it’s not true.)

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So she's hot for the cock...who can blame her?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | October 8, 2008 2:33 PM

She's on the same birthing schedule as Bristol Palin.

Posted by spencer | October 8, 2008 2:34 PM

TMZ is reporting that "an unimpeachable source" has told them that Jamie Lynn, is not, in fact, pregnant.

Posted by RatGirl | October 8, 2008 2:37 PM

We're talking about a member of the Spears family here. I think 'any education' would work.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 8, 2008 2:37 PM

Jamie Lynn Spears is TOTALLY qualified to be President. You people shut UP.

Posted by Fnarf | October 8, 2008 2:44 PM

Case study evidence suggests that all Spears women should be on a constant Depo-Provera and lithium regimen.

Posted by Greg | October 8, 2008 2:53 PM

i wonder who the father is? i mean, it's common knowledge that jamie lynn's mother paid $50,000 to that 19-year-old to claim he was the father, when in fact, it was the 50-ish producer of Mrs. Spears' own proposed talk-show. she lied to protect her show. so who is the father this time? maybe Mother Dearest just offered jamie lynn's body up to satan this time--like in rosemary's baby. you know, for her career. fucking degenerates. all of them!

Posted by adrian! | October 8, 2008 3:09 PM


Posted by steves | October 8, 2008 3:49 PM

Really? You mean something reported by the National Enquirer is not true? I find this hard to believe. C'mon!

Posted by sprizee | October 8, 2008 4:02 PM


Posted by ohnoes!1! | October 8, 2008 4:05 PM

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Hasn't she heard of swallowing?

Posted by Joh | October 8, 2008 4:09 PM

Thing is, the Enquirer is usually right, even if it takes many months for the truth to come out.

Posted by EmilyP | October 8, 2008 4:29 PM

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