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posted by October 31 at 8:25 AM
onCorporate Relief: Bush Administration denies FBI’s request for funding to investigate perpetrators of the mortgage crisis.
Courting Supreme: Thousands of same-sex marriages could sit in indefinite legal limbo if California’s Prop 8 passes—may wind up in federal court.
Cool Running: NYT/CBS poll finds 59 percent of voters now think Palin’s not qualified to be vice president. Fourteen percent of voters say most people they know would not vote for a black presidential candidate.
Enfranchised: Despite felony conviction, Ted Stevens is eligible to vote until his sentencing next year.
46th District: County ombudsman finds that Scott White, a candidate for 46th District representative, broke ethics rules by sending one campaign document from a county fax machine, recording 12 campaign events on his work calendar, and opening 11 campaign files on a county computer.
Almost Dead from New York: McCain is rumored to make appearance on Saturday Night Live.
Holding on for Dear Life in Japan: Announces a $275 billion stimulus package.
Gone in Red Square: Self-immolator was a former member of UW staff. Slog. AP.
Undefended: County budget cuts will leave public defense attorneys under funded by $2 million and saddled with 1,800 new fast-tracked drug and property-crime cases.
Rising: Tuberculosis in King County spikes to highest levels since 1969.
Defrauding: Shoreline couple are charged with befriending 89-year-old woman, gaining access to her bank account, and funneling away her life savings.
Tube of Terror: Halloween week wraps up with Batman!
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That video fucking lies, dude. Everybody knows Christian Bale plays Batman! Who the fuck is Adam West?
While I'm still not entirely un-miffed at the Daily's shoddy-ass journalism from earlier this week, their cover story today has a pretty damn amazing/powerful picture.
http://dailyuw.com/2008/10/31/students-rush-save-man-who-set-himself-fire/
When you quit, you burn bridges.
Not yourself.
Also: metaphoric.
E-P-I-C F-A-I-L!!!
Dominic,
What, no Lou Ferrigno? I'm so disappointed.
I MEAN LIKE, TOTALLY, LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK?
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Adam West is the only real Batman. Christian Bale? Michael Keaton? Val Kilmer? Wankers all. And Neil Hefti's theme is the best TV theme ever.
Some days you can't get rid of a bomb.
oh cmon fnarf, if you indulged in any more campy 60's telivision you'd turn into keith partridge.
Great job Associated Press... now everybody thinks there's a place called "Seattle College". Your dumbass formatting rules and stylebook haven't fucked you this hard since you decided I'm no longer a "Native American" and am now officially and "American Indian".
Oh and if you go to University of Washington and see someone start pouring a can of liquid on themselves in the middle of Red Square... do something. I can't go for two months without hearing about someone offing themselves at the U.
Fucking shit. Way to start the day...
Andy, you know that bystanders are mostly useless when it comes to something like that.
What? Tube of Terrors today is WAY OFF. The Batman theme has THE MOST longevity of anything you've posted so far. come on, you've caught yourself humming/mumbling that tune to yourself. Oh, we all have. nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, BATMAN!
Batman theme composer Neal Hefti just died, on the 15th of this month...
"Almost dead from NY"--good one!!
I told you talking about putting up a fence on the Aurora Bridge was a bad idea, and now we have people lighting themselves on fire in Red Square as a result ...
God damn, you are a rancid asshole, Will.
BA, if I turned into Keith Partridge, Mrs. Fnarf wouldn't give me a moment's rest.
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