Slog - Comments on "The Only Thing That Won't Go Down Is the Boat!" http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the That line appeared as a targeted ad in my [heterosexual female] friend's gmail yesterday. It links to this Bostonian booze cruise, whose website offers a pic of the following lovely gal—presumably one of the innumerable things that (unlike the boat) will be going down over Boston Harbor: Haaaayyyyy!!! That's quite the slogan, Boatonian: A whole boatful of people who will blow you! Also, you probably will not drown!... Copyright 2008 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:04:14 -0800 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:08:13 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by John Bailo
I think it was Melville who wrote:

THAR SHE BL_____S

]]> John Bailo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169725 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169725 ??!! Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:11:51 -0800 Comment by elenchos A sexy boat cruise is dirty and disgusting. Jesus says NO!

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169732 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169732 ??!! Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:19:46 -0800 Comment by dr_awesome The Standells were awesome. Just awesome.

]]> dr_awesome http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169770 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169770 ??!! Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:04:38 -0800 Comment by CM too bad Boston's full of sexually prudish/retarded 25-35 year olds

]]> CM http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169817 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169817 ??!! Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:50:14 -0800 Comment by smiller555 did you check out the videos? it's a whole smorgasbord of fratboy heaven: skinny blonds, fat chicks, crunkin', and pole dancing!

]]> smiller555 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169838 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169838 ??!! Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:24:02 -0800 Comment by Just Sayin Hmmm -- is oral sex worth an horrible death dissolving in an acidic harbor full of turds and chemicals?

]]> Just Sayin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169868 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169868 ??!! Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:57:08 -0800 Comment by max solomon this post would be way better if i could see one, just one, of her breasts.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169903 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1169903 ??!! Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:12:37 -0800 Comment by Greg Is the Miller Lite part of the performance? Because the fizzing could be an interesting sensation.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1170016 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1170016 ??!! Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:56:02 -0800 Comment by RatGirl I lived in Boston for many years, and I have to agree with CM @4. Looking at those photos made me so happy that I no longer have to date body builders with highlights and guys with white baseball hat. Cuz really, that's what 95% of the 18-34 crowd looks like there.

]]> RatGirl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1170255 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/the_only_thing_that_wont_go_down_is_the#c1170255 ??!! Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:08:13 -0800