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Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Morning News

posted by on October 26 at 8:46 AM

Posted by News Intern Aaron Pickus

US Supports Lebanon: Military resupplied.

Early Voting: Court rejects Republican challenge.

Building Delays: Over two dozen local projects put on hold.

Sick Politics: Iranian President exhausted.

Special Operations: US considers sending special ops to Afghanistan.

Extra Toppings: Marijuana served with taco.

Fake Accident: Reports of bicyclist faking an accident at University Bridge.

Seattle Basketball: NBA team by 2010.

Experimenting: New sex study in Britain.

Daily Palin: GOP VP candidate suggests Obama’s tax policies will make Americans less free.

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I'm suspicious of these so-called 'polls' and 'surveys'. Regarding sex 'studies' though, the British do seem to be 'pre' occupied with the penis.

Posted by Must Eat Pussy | October 26, 2008 8:59 AM
Posted by Gordon | October 26, 2008 9:03 AM

He called the cops when his server gave him a bonus of a free bag of pot? WTF? I would have given the server a great big tip and grinned on my way out the door. Besides which, inducing the muchies would seem to be something that restaurants would want to encourage.

Posted by Paul In SF | October 26, 2008 9:14 AM

Let's start a petition right now to call our new NBA team the Seattle Cynics.

Posted by Mike K. | October 26, 2008 10:00 AM

@4: The Seattle Super-Cynics.

Posted by flamingbanjo | October 26, 2008 11:15 AM

The A.P. and Reuters says that four U.S. helicopters invaded Syria today.

Posted by elswinger | October 26, 2008 12:37 PM

Marijuana in a taco? Tacky, tacky, tacky. Everyone knows pot belongs in brownies and brownies alone. Surely some Stranger staffer must know the ultimate killer pot brownie recipe. Please post that.

Posted by Cookie W. Monster | October 26, 2008 12:37 PM

Philip Berg is a true patriot for his efforts to have Barack Hussein Osama's birth certificate re-examined. This case may have been thrown out on a technicality, but eventually such a case will clearly have a plaintiff (or plaintiffs) with both standing and demonstrable harm done to them. Eventually there will be a case brought that is strong enough to be taken to the Supreme Court if necessary.

The decision by Judge Surrick does not resolve this issue, it merely postpones the resolution, perhaps until after the Marxist homosexual Barack Hussein Osama has been elected and sworn in as president. Because once he has been elected and has signed legislation or issued executive orders, many will be able to demonstrate harm would be done to them by having an unqualified person as the president.

The real truth about this coke snorting homosexual with Marxist and Muslin ties is out there. You can either choose to see it or not.

I fear we all will ignore it at our peril.

God help the United States of America if Barrack Hussein Osama is elected.

Posted by Lord Basil | October 26, 2008 12:57 PM

Basil dear, again, you forgot to take your meds, didn't you?

Posted by Madashell | October 26, 2008 1:22 PM

Godd hlep teh Unnited Satates of Amerca is Barrack Husien Ossama is electted.

Posted by Lord Vaseline | October 26, 2008 1:24 PM

The risk to this great nation is that it could become a once great nation if this issue is not resolved before the election.

Can you really just lie back allow for a man who may not be qualified to run for office to do so? Have you no sense of civic duty to look into this?

It is really up to all of us to demand this be investigated. The liberal Marxist media is completely in the tank for Obama, and the real patriots on talk radio can only go so far if we as a nation do not band together and demand answers!

Posted by Lord Basil | October 26, 2008 2:50 PM

I often lie back allow for a man. With pleasure. And then a nap after.

Posted by tomasyalba | October 26, 2008 3:11 PM

lord bail, you are so over-the-top that i don't think anyone here except maybe pc even takes you seriously. you do know that...right? we all assume you are a troll from 4chan or something.

Posted by ellarosa | October 26, 2008 4:06 PM

Lord Basil, when you finish with your silly babbling, please meet me in the kitchen. We have a pizza to flavor.

Posted by Prince Oregano | October 26, 2008 4:09 PM

Exhaustion? Didnt that always kill you on Oregon Trail

A thief has come in the night and stolen 1 million barrels of oil.
Mansour burned himself adding nuclear fuel to the warheads, rest one day.
Mohammad caught Gay.
Mohammad has been executed for catching Gay.
Mahmoud is suffering from exhaustion

Posted by blaire with an e | October 26, 2008 4:10 PM

...this great nation...

The Cheney administration nixed that a while ago. Try again, troll.

Posted by pete maravich's socks | October 26, 2008 7:00 PM

Muslin ties? Our first Project Runway president?

Posted by Fnarf | October 26, 2008 9:50 PM

Lord Bagel:
The only difference between your fags and our fags is that our fags are out of the closet.
Oh, and your fags are evil morons trying to legislate MY body. Whatever happened to small government?

Posted by "coke snorting homosexual with Marxist and Muslin(sic) ties" | October 27, 2008 12:07 AM

Lord Bagel:
The only difference between our fags and your fags is that our fags are out of the closet.
Oh, and your fags are evil religious extremists who legislate MY body. Huh! Sound familiar? Whatever happened to small government?

Posted by coke snorting homosexual with Marxist and Muslin ties | October 27, 2008 12:12 AM

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