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posted by October 24 at 7:24 AMon
Don’t Call It a Comeback: For the first time in 30 years, companies looking to build new nuke plants.
Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back to the Gas Station: OPEC may cut oil output.
But Will He Get the All-Important Weekly World News Endorsement? New York Times endorses Obama.
They Wouldn’t Be In This Mess If She’d Just Worn Animal Pelts: McCain comments on Shoppinggate, prattles on about how Palin’s clothes will be donated to charity.
This Can Only Be the Result of Abstinence Only Education: 50 students at Missouri high school may have contracted HIV.
Ballin’: City wants to divert hotel-tax money to attract a new NBA team.
Told You So: Rays tie things up, win game two of the World Series.
Watch this again. And weep.
Bonus: This one’s for you, Cookie W. Monster