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Yum! (I'm reading this on my wind powered iPhone)
I'm allergic to shrimp. Please post more recipes with John Bailo in them.
The Lee Brothers' cookbook is awesome. I highly recommend it. That and Anson Mills Grits. And lard. And bacon fat.
Don't you know of the horrible atrocities committed against shimp? Did you know that shimping boats produce more pollution than the space race and WW2 combined? I could give trillions of examples and a reading list. Just ask me!
Don't you know of the horrible atrocities perpetrated against shrimp? They can't even mate naturally anymore. The female has to put on perfume and a negligee, it's horrible. I could give trillions of examples and a reading list. Just ask!
Of course newspapers favor incumbents. After you've invested all that time worming your way in, why would you want to start all over getting access? Why would you want to learn who's who on the new staff? Reporters are lazy.
Shrimp is murder!
Seriously, why is The Stranger endorsing the slaying of bottomfeeders when there are starving kids in Africa who need more fresh vegetables?
Did you know that shrimp boat captains forcibly rape any tuna that accidentally get caught in their nets? It's horrible. I could give trillions of examples and a reading list. Just ask!
How fast do banks come running to you when you need "rescuing?" This is bullshit!! Let the banks suffer I say.
I hope those are free-range vegatables.
Shrimp is delicious.
Seaweed and Gulf sand is a perfectly acceptable and tasty substitute for this atrocity. Try it and maybe you'll be less of pig and a taker. By the way, I never watch TV. Have I mentioned that?
God hates Shrimp
Are shrimp really bottom feeders? Did I not get the memo?
The best popcorn shrimp in the world can be found at Daniel's Broiler. Mmmm...
The best popcorn shrimp is at Red Lobster.
The best popcorn shrimp pales in comparison to a nice carrot.
@18: As someone allergic to carrots, I'm deeply offended.
If carrots gotcha drunk, rabbits be FUCKED up.
as a lad, i dated a shrimp. of course, her friends called her shorty.
What is this, some kind of a joke? Like "what do shrimp and Dan Savage's dick have in common" or something?
@22: The answer is Dan Savage's dick did not suffer and die just to flavor ECB's grit dinner (yet).
Mick Shrimpton was once Rock's greatest drummer ... until that fateful day ...
Where the fuck is Bailo today, anyway?
All apologies to Dan's dick. Go shrimp!
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