News The Morning News
posted by October 4 at 9:30 AMon
Posted by News Intern Aaron Pickus
Marriage Obama-meter: Barack and Michelle celebrate the 16th friggin’ year of their traditional marriage.
California Bailin’: Anybody got $7 billion for California?
Lactose Intolerant in China: Another great reason to not drink milk.
Opportunity Knox: King County Superior Court Judge Mike Heavey joins the battle over Amanda “I’m in an Italian Prison” Knox.
Dictator Games: Kim Jong Il, 66, discovers peek-a-boo.
Illegal Immigration: Lawless penguins deported from Brazil.
Victory for Victims: The Washington Supreme Court rules in favor of domestic violence victims who skip out on work to, you know, heal.
Bush the Problem Solver: Our government has cut its funding for supplying contraceptives to one of the biggest providers in Africa.
US-India Civilian Nuclear Deal: The new deal will likely lead to a large increase in US arms sales to India.
PKK Kills 15: 15 Turkish soldiers and 23 Kurdish rebels were killed in a battle near the Turkey-Iraq border.