Slog - Comments on Splitsville: Madonna & Guy Ritchie

Comment by um

um — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:23:01 -0800

ilu madonna

Comment by Always hated Mo

Always hated Mo — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:26:27 -0800

He wants more kids but because she's 50 and has George Washington teeth and stands to piss, no-can-do. He's still a toots and can get himself a 23-year-old brood mare to shoot out a few before he tumbles into peepawhood.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:27:31 -0800

It's about time. Talk about the most boring couple in the world. She should go fuck Miley Cyrus now.

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:29:46 -0800

That's one hot piece of Scot trim that just landed on the market. I'd hit that with anything that wasn't nailed down (which means just about everything but Jesus).

Comment by monkey

monkey — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:44:14 -0800

She's moving on to Derek Jeeter or Alex Rodriguez, can't remember which.

Comment by Uncle Vinny

Uncle Vinny — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:44:48 -0800

See, I can't stand Madonna. Her music gives me hives, her stunts were grating 20 years ago, etc. But she actually seems kinda fun in that interview, and he acts like an ass.

Comment by Vince

Vince — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:54:09 -0800

Guy is sooo hot!

Comment by scary tyler moore

scary tyler moore — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:55:48 -0800

good riddance. mr. ritchie always had the look of a man who'd made a deal with the devil and immediately regretted it, viz., five minutes after he said 'i do'.

Comment by squirrel fest

squirrel fest — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:22:25 -0800

so, madge finally got rid of the excess baggage. he's a hack of a director, he basically followed everything she wanted to do (kabbalah, etc.) and she is the mother of reinvention while this guy keeps making the same movie over and over. this has gotta hurt richie as his new (same old same old) movie is about to drop. see ya limey!

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:28:55 -0800

she got what she wanted out of the deal.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:14:06 -0800

She gets to keep all the red Kabalah strings, but she has to give the English accent back.