I love how she spells out D O C T O R at the end

"Alaskan Governor's scent said to soothe him."

!!! ROTFLMAO !!!

Thanks for posting this inspired report.

is there really no shitter on the shit talk express? irony?

is there really no shitter on the shit talk express? irony?

omg.... "we bought him some black licorice and a book of puzzles" this guy should be in a nursery home if he needs round the clock care. He seriously got locked in his straight talk express.... HOW CAN A GROWN MAN GET LOCKED IN A BUS?
NURSING HOME!!!

Anyway, I find this hard to believe.

@5 - are you not familiar with The Onion?

I also liked this one ... of the girl who paid for an attack ad on McCain by selling lemonade and cookies

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/precocious_youngster_sells

anthony @5, familiar with the Onion or not, you should find this impossible to believe.  There were numerous clues, none of them subtle.

I just hope that they let him colour outside the lines in the book.

I am sure that he would get grumpy if he had to stay in the lines what with being a Maverick and all.

LOL, Malcolm (posting from one of my favorite cities)!