City Safety First!
posted by October 13 at 11:17 AMon
I’m sure it’s entirely above board for an ominous, black bundle of electrical wiring to swoop down from above and just kick it there on the sidewalk, inches from the feet of passersby and the noses of dogs. I’m sure that one lonely, brave orange cone is the standard safety precaution for this type of—what?—maintenance? And I’m sure there’s absolutely no way I could possibly get zapped by this big rubber sidewalk snake.
But STILL. This has been alarming me for like a week now. ZZZAP!!!