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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

“Porn-Surfing Clergyman Downs Church Network”

posted by on October 22 at 13:18 PM

Devoted Slog tipper Reggie sends the day’s second weird story out of Sweden. From Sweden’s The Local:

A church minister from Strängnäs in central Sweden has resigned from his post after his porn-surfing habits led to the spread of a virus that knocked out the local church network, Metro reports.

But the most fascinating bit is tacked on at the end:

The number of sex-related cases involving men of the cloth has skyrocketed in recent years, according to Metro….A pastor in Gothenburg recently came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office.

Even better, the moist-wanged pastor was allowed to keep his job. Full story here.

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1

He was doing, um, research.

And needs a few more boxes of kleenex ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 22, 2008 1:20 PM
2

Ewww.

Posted by Gloria | October 22, 2008 1:22 PM
3

Doesn't make any sense. You don't moisten post-it notes to make them sticky.

Posted by mikeblanco | October 22, 2008 1:41 PM
4

He was making his own Post-Its(tm), maybe? Like Philip Seymour Hoffman in HAPPINESS.

Posted by Scott Faulkner | October 22, 2008 1:51 PM
5

As far as fetishes/kinky behavior go, I cannot for the life of me even remotely envision how the spooge-on-post-it-note act could bring sexual satisfaction. I thought the whole spooge-on-someone-else's-toothbrush thing was disgusting, but it still makes more sense than this.

Posted by Hernandez | October 22, 2008 1:51 PM
6

Can't he just lick doorknobs to get his jollies like everyone else? Any fool knows the adhesive on Post-Its works better if it's not dampened.

Posted by Geni | October 22, 2008 2:03 PM
7

I'd like to see someone hack into the Vatican and see where those perverts are surfing!!!

Posted by Vince | October 22, 2008 2:33 PM
8


Can't be any worse than this guy:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,440821,00.html

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

Posted by John Bailo | October 22, 2008 4:05 PM
9

Is the rise because clergy are more deviant now than in the past, or are they just getting caught more? I reckon it's the latter- secrets are harder to keep nowadays and people do not assume anymore that a guy is trustworthy just because he's clergy.

Posted by east coaster | October 22, 2008 4:12 PM

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