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Friday, October 24, 2008

Photo of the Day

posted by on October 24 at 14:35 PM

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Thank you, Slog tipper Dirty Danny.

UPDATE: Dirty Danny reports the above photo comes from this Huffington Post slideshow. Notice the various injuries of delicate Cindy. (You’re not fooling anyone, junkie bitch. Or maybe you just keep walking into doors…)

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1

Oh my god. She wants to eat my soul. Fuck that's creepy.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | October 24, 2008 2:38 PM
2

That's too awesome. We need the source!

Posted by Jesse | October 24, 2008 2:40 PM
3

Wow, Stepford.

Posted by Sam | October 24, 2008 2:41 PM
4

HOLY FUCK!!!

Also ... Good Christ!! How much fucking makeup is that memaw wearing?!

Posted by louley | October 24, 2008 2:42 PM
5

Mama be fed up!

Posted by Bauhaus | October 24, 2008 2:42 PM
6

(Focuses eyes) YAHHHHGG! (Puts hands over eyes)

(Peeks through fingers) YEEAAARRGGGHH!

IN THE FUTURE (After a McCain win)

President McCain: Welcome to the White House, President Sarkozy, (shakes hands) and welcome to your beautiful wife. Please say hello to the First Lady.

(Cindy McCain unhinges her jaw, leans forward and engulfs Sarkozy's entire head down to the shoulders. Undulating relentlessly, the rest of the French President soon disappears down her throat).

President McCain: (to France's First Lady) Hey babe, wanna make time with a REAL man tonight?

Posted by Hairhead | October 24, 2008 2:44 PM
7

just end his misery now.

and ladies - easy on the lifts.

Posted by max solomon | October 24, 2008 2:45 PM
8

YeeeIKES

Posted by Sarah | October 24, 2008 2:46 PM
10

Yikes. This is why McCain needs to keep using Kelly Clarkson's makeup artist.

Posted by jrrrl | October 24, 2008 2:47 PM
11

Oooh, looks like John's gonna be spending the next few weeks sleeping in ONE of those eight houses - the DOG HOUSE!

Posted by COMTE | October 24, 2008 2:48 PM
12

That explains the furious blinking. It's a morse code S.O.S.

Posted by flamingbanjo | October 24, 2008 2:48 PM
13

The picture of McCain just makes me sad... in 2000, he was a guy I respected... now he just makes me shake my head, to lose your integrity like this, sell yourself to the right wing of the GOP -- is both sad and depressing

Posted by Womyn2me | October 24, 2008 2:50 PM
14

absolutely terrifying..
also, mccain would really benefit from a slightly lower resolution... you can tell that he's already begun decaying

Posted by oh jesus | October 24, 2008 2:50 PM
15

Just in time for Halloween pumpkins!

Posted by Fnarf | October 24, 2008 2:53 PM
16

No, don't turn the oven off just yet - they're not quite baked through.

Posted by Ziggity | October 24, 2008 2:54 PM
17

Bride of Chucky?

Posted by flint | October 24, 2008 2:54 PM
18

I'd marry a chick that looked like him if she had eight houses.

Posted by Chris | October 24, 2008 2:55 PM
19

The first thing this photo made me feel was sorry for John McCain. He looks so helplessly hopeful there. I know it was just a moment in time and may not mean anything, but he looks really kind there. Like a sweet old man you'd want to play checkers with.

Cindy, on the other hand, looks like a corpse with LED lights stuck in her eye sockets.

Posted by Lobot | October 24, 2008 2:58 PM
20

@13 Yeah, it is sad what politics does to a person. You can tell to look in McCain's eyes that he doesn't believe in what he's saying any more. I hope he makes some effort to redeem himself before the end of the election.

Posted by blank12357 | October 24, 2008 3:03 PM
21

One of them has Cindy with a cast on her right arm and the caption "Cindy had injured her wrist shaking hands".

With whom, I wonder?

Posted by David | October 24, 2008 3:04 PM
22

BTW, that was my first thought about the injuries too. "I hurt my wrist, uh, shaking hands and I need some Percocet. For my wrist. Which hurts. Ow."

Posted by Julie in Chicago | October 24, 2008 3:06 PM
23

don't they kiss on the lips? wtf?

Posted by cochise. | October 24, 2008 3:06 PM
24

I'm with 19, he does indeed look so helplessly hopeful. He doesn't need to be running for president, he needs to host a reading hour for children or something.

God I'm a sissy, I'm going to go cry now - for John McCain, for puppies, kitties and little children, for the world

Posted by stripes | October 24, 2008 3:09 PM
25

Shaking hands, eh? Reminds me of that line from MAD magazine. "Yessir, my hands were shaking so bad I missed him with the fist but caught him with the elbow!"

Posted by --MC | October 24, 2008 3:11 PM
26

To be fair, politicians and their wives shake hands with hundreds and hundreds of people a day. That's a big part of what they do -- walk down a line, shaking every hand that's out. If their aides didn't hustle them into the car they could easily shake hands for 24 hours straight.

And also consider that Cindy McCain is made out of marzipan.

Posted by Fnarf | October 24, 2008 3:16 PM
27

Marzipan? I'd venture to guess there's a titanium endo-skeleton beneath those laser range-finding peepers, though.

Posted by COMTE | October 24, 2008 3:21 PM
28

I think she's kinda attractive. I like an older woman. Plus she's rich and has access to lots of prescription meds.

I bet she looks like hell incarnate first thing in the morning though. I look like shit at 7am and I got 30 years on her.

Posted by blank12357 | October 24, 2008 3:25 PM
29

Children of the Damned, all grown up...

Posted by Nora | October 24, 2008 3:36 PM
30

I think it's kinda scary that she looks younger now than she did 8 years ago.

Posted by Mike in Renton | October 24, 2008 3:36 PM
31

What's with them and the Starbucks lattes? Fucking elitist scum. Where's the sixer of Iron City, dudes?

Posted by Fnarf | October 24, 2008 3:49 PM
32

if he ALREADY looks like this, imagine what he'd look like after four years as the president (god forbid.) even the hot ones looked bad after four years of presidency. if this is your "before" picture, you're pretty much fucked. in the face.

Posted by ellensburg | October 24, 2008 4:42 PM
33

@19: I agree, I find myself feeling sorry for him, too. But then I remember that he called his wife a c*nt, in public. And I don't feel so sorry anymore.

Posted by CQ | October 24, 2008 5:20 PM
34

Oh, for chrissakes, if it wasn't for Cindy, John would be night manager at the Jacksonville Shari's out by the airport. He's got nothing to complain about.

Posted by Fnarf | October 24, 2008 5:33 PM
35

Well thanks one whole hell of a lot. That terrifying photo of the Cindybot is going to give me nightmares. Comte hit it right on the head; she looks like a Terminator-thing.

Posted by Geni | October 24, 2008 5:41 PM
36

Someone needs to nominate this for a photoshop entry on Fark.

Posted by Cindytron | October 25, 2008 9:44 AM

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