Slog - Comments on Our Own Dave Upthegrove (D-33)

Comment by Sexy Beast

Sexy Beast — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:45:00 -0800

I scraped something stinky off my shoe the other day that looked a lot like that.

Can't we do better?

Comment by Brendan

Brendan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:45:14 -0800

Oh my! I had no idea! The last name is so frumpy, I always imagined...something different.

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:56:05 -0800

Not only is he foxy, he also fought for freedom of speech in high school newspapers. That's hot.

Comment by anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:12:32 -0800

conan o'brien!

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:13:21 -0800

Gavin Newsom is #31? The guy is too slick for my tastes, but that's crazy.

Comment by gay dad

gay dad — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:17:07 -0800

This whole site is horrid. David Vitter? If he's so hot then why is he paying for sex? And why can't they just come out and say that Dave Upthegrove is gay? Yecch.

Comment by Chris

Chris — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:39:29 -0800

I could park a 747 on his forehead.

Comment by Irony

Irony — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:57:17 -0800

Fuck you, bitch.

Comment by Cap Hill Dem

Cap Hill Dem — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:02:00 -0800

What about that hottie from Capitol Hill -- Rep. Jamie Pedersen?

Comment by John Bailo

John Bailo — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:04:50 -0800

How come you never see stuff like this in Seattle:

http://www.maxim.com/AnnaLynneMcCordTodaysGirlImage2/todays_girl/44747/4363.aspx

At every concert it's like 10,000 dudes and 3 girls with pewter cylinders in the side of their mouths.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:08:09 -0800

He looks like Conan O'Brien's gay younger brother.

Comment by SDizzle

SDizzle — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:53:52 -0800

I have to say I went through the whole list and I found most of them to be only mildly attractive. And where the hell is Obama? I mean, come on, he is WAAAAAAYYYY hotter than at least 75% of the guys on that list.

Also-- I gatta say it-- where are the sexy lady politicians? Are there any?

Comment by w7ngman

w7ngman — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:41:09 -0800

#12, that would be sexist.

Comment by lance1986

lance1986 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:26:02 -0800

I dunno about #4 in America, but he's a cutie. I'd do him.

Comment by Lawrence Molloy

Lawrence Molloy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:48:19 -0800

West Seattle's Joe McDermott should be on the list too. He's an equally good human being like Dave U.

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 06:54:40 -0800

But does he have a huge cock?

Comment by Bored

Bored — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:28:57 -0800

I think his asian campaign manager was cuter.

Comment by freshnycman

freshnycman — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:16:54 -0800

Most of those guys should not be on any list. But Jesse Jackson Jr is def hot!

Comment by inkweary

inkweary — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:21:47 -0800

Politician hot is very different from real-life hot. Proof? Some people find Ann Couler hot. (I know, it's unfathomable to me too.)

Comment by ivan

ivan — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:41:37 -0800

A lot of us straight boys think Dave's a super guy, too.

Comment by TMW

TMW — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:44:44 -0800

Dave isn't really my type, but he is a good guy. Congratulations!