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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Our Own Dave Upthegrove (D-33)

posted by on October 28 at 17:30 PM

Is the fourth-hottest male politician in America, according to Lemondrop.com. He’s modest, too: According to his Facebook page, “I am a sexy beast.” Congratulations, Dave!

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1

I scraped something stinky off my shoe the other day that looked a lot like that.

Can't we do better?

Posted by Sexy Beast | October 28, 2008 5:45 PM
2

Oh my! I had no idea! The last name is so frumpy, I always imagined...something different.

Posted by Brendan | October 28, 2008 5:45 PM
3

Not only is he foxy, he also fought for freedom of speech in high school newspapers. That's hot.

Posted by Jessica | October 28, 2008 5:56 PM
4

conan o'brien!

Posted by anonymous | October 28, 2008 6:12 PM
5

Gavin Newsom is #31? The guy is too slick for my tastes, but that's crazy.

Posted by keshmeshi | October 28, 2008 6:13 PM
6

This whole site is horrid. David Vitter? If he's so hot then why is he paying for sex? And why can't they just come out and say that Dave Upthegrove is gay? Yecch.

Posted by gay dad | October 28, 2008 7:17 PM
7

I could park a 747 on his forehead.

Posted by Chris | October 28, 2008 7:39 PM
8

Fuck you, bitch.

Posted by Irony | October 28, 2008 7:57 PM
9

What about that hottie from Capitol Hill -- Rep. Jamie Pedersen?

Posted by Cap Hill Dem | October 28, 2008 9:02 PM
10


How come you never see stuff like this in Seattle:

http://www.maxim.com/AnnaLynneMcCordTodaysGirlImage2/todays_girl/44747/4363.aspx

At every concert it's like 10,000 dudes and 3 girls with pewter cylinders in the side of their mouths.

Posted by John Bailo | October 28, 2008 10:04 PM
11

He looks like Conan O'Brien's gay younger brother.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | October 28, 2008 10:08 PM
12

I have to say I went through the whole list and I found most of them to be only mildly attractive. And where the hell is Obama? I mean, come on, he is WAAAAAAYYYY hotter than at least 75% of the guys on that list.

Also-- I gatta say it-- where are the sexy lady politicians? Are there any?

Posted by SDizzle | October 28, 2008 10:53 PM
13

#12, that would be sexist.

Posted by w7ngman | October 28, 2008 11:41 PM
14

I dunno about #4 in America, but he's a cutie. I'd do him.

Posted by lance1986 | October 29, 2008 1:26 AM
15

West Seattle's Joe McDermott should be on the list too. He's an equally good human being like Dave U.

Posted by Lawrence Molloy | October 29, 2008 5:48 AM
16

But does he have a huge cock?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | October 29, 2008 6:54 AM
17

I think his asian campaign manager was cuter.

Posted by Bored | October 29, 2008 7:28 AM
18

Most of those guys should not be on any list. But Jesse Jackson Jr is def hot!

Posted by freshnycman | October 29, 2008 8:16 AM
19

Politician hot is very different from real-life hot. Proof? Some people find Ann Couler hot. (I know, it's unfathomable to me too.)

Posted by inkweary | October 29, 2008 12:21 PM
20

A lot of us straight boys think Dave's a super guy, too.

Posted by ivan | October 29, 2008 12:41 PM
21

Dave isn't really my type, but he is a good guy. Congratulations!

Posted by TMW | October 30, 2008 11:44 AM

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