Slog - Comments on One Nation's Trash Is Another Nation's Treasure http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre The Jessica Simpson-joins-the-military comedy Major Movie Star has never been released within the United States, for reasons made clear in the trailer. But as Fox News reports, the film recently topped the box office in Russia. Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as “maybe one of the worst films ever made”: a November premiere in Bulgaria. So far there’s no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language. Dear Russia: Send me a self-addressed, stamped barrel and I'll return it with Jessica Simpson... Copyright 2008 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:39:12 -0800 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:52:03 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by DOUG. Yoko Romo!

]]> DOUG. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185747 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185747 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:46:33 -0800 Comment by COMTE Sounds like a waste of a perfectly good barrel to me...

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185749 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185749 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:48:58 -0800 Comment by jackie treehorn 'In Russia, worthless movie watches you!'

]]> jackie treehorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185755 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185755 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:52:12 -0800 Comment by JC She's the Jerry Lewis of her generation.

]]> JC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185759 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185759 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:55:39 -0800 Comment by Robin Sparkles I am deeply shamed for thinking I'm right on this, but here goes...

That picture of her is from GQ a few years ago. She's wearing a stars and stripes bikini.

I have to go stab myself in the eye now.

]]> Robin Sparkles http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185818 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185818 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:38:12 -0800 Comment by max solomon JESSICA WHO?

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185861 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185861 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:02:36 -0800 Comment by danton d. When was that trailer made? I don't think anyone has made a trailer like that since 1997.

]]> danton d. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185983 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1185983 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:58:25 -0800 Comment by mint chocolate chip Steve Guttenberg! Seriously, this movie was better back when it was called Private Benjamin.

]]> mint chocolate chip http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1186104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/one_nations_trash_is_another_nations_tre#c1186104 Film Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:52:03 -0800