Slog - Comments on Not Election-Related http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated For a moment, forget about the election. Make your own Jackson Pollock. Via Bookninja. P.S. Election-related: What the fuck did you people do with John Bailo? I was enjoying his increasingly Pollyanna-ish comments from an alternate dimension where John McCain was winning. It was some of the best sci-fi I've read this year.... Copyright 2008 Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:48:05 -0800 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:28:20 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by AJ If you want to figure out what happened to JB, ask your staffers-- whomever is acting the weirdest is Johnny Cat and should be summarily flogged comedically with some kind of swag from HUMP!.

]]> AJ http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185095 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185095 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:54:59 -0800 Comment by Dr. Savage Mudede As stated in earlier threads, Bailo was arrested this week by the ATF, for plotting in an apparent assassination attempt...

]]> Dr. Savage Mudede http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185096 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185096 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:55:26 -0800 Comment by Karlheinz Arschbomber Bailo became intrigued by Moebius Strips and Klein Bottles, and has used his unique talents to replicate the latter by permanently sticking his head up his ass.

]]> Karlheinz Arschbomber http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185099 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185099 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:57:37 -0800 Comment by angela that is too fun!

]]> angela http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185102 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185102 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:58:06 -0800 Comment by Matthew That Pollock thing has been bouncing around for at least two years. Nothing ever truly dies on the internet...a rebirth is always an oblivious blogger away.

]]> Matthew http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185116 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185116 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:09:18 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I got bored. Apparently.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185120 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185120 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:10:54 -0800 Comment by The Incredible Sulk John Zogby give John Bailo harsh toke of electoral reality, John Bailo take toke, freak out, recluse out, JOHN BAILO BECOME HOWARD HUGHES!

HOWARD HUGHES WILL SPEND ENTIRE OBAMA PRESIDENCY IN TOP SECRET LOCATION, HIDE FROM SLOG, NEVER ADMIT STUPIDITY OF SUPPORTING PTSD HISSY FIT GRAMPA/NAZI HOCKEY MOM IN 2008!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

]]> The Incredible Sulk http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185131 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185131 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:19:47 -0800 Comment by Teri Horton WHO THE FUCK IS JACKSON POLLACK

]]> Teri Horton http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185138 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185138 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:21:34 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Jackson Pollack is like that guy who was younger than John McCain and just as spaced out, but he was an artist.

And an alkie.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185147 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185147 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:24:15 -0800 Comment by Fnarf You are the stupidest person who has ever lived, Will in Seattle.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185203 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185203 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:09:59 -0800 Comment by John Bailo's miniscule cock I know! He left me behind! How can he have fun without me??

]]> John Bailo's miniscule cock http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185210 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185210 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:11:53 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Tell me how what I said wasn't true.

(hums while Fnarf goes apoplectic in his best John McCain imitation)

Yeah, thought so.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185211 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185211 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:12:18 -0800 Comment by Cookie W. Monster Slog commenter supastaa catfight! Woo-hee-yah!

]]> Cookie W. Monster http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185217 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185217 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:15:24 -0800 Comment by Cookie Have a cookie.

]]> Cookie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185244 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185244 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:34:30 -0800 Comment by Julie in Chicago Fnarf @10, I needed you in this thread yesterday to say exactly that. There should be like a Fnarf signal or something.

]]> Julie in Chicago http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185329 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185329 Teh Internets Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:02:34 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle There is, but the switch is gravity-operated.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185462 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185462 Teh Internets Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:19:59 -0800 Comment by nicole i think they should start making people take art history in high school... that's all I'm gonna say.

]]> nicole http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185509 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/not_electionrelated#c1185509 Teh Internets Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:28:20 -0800