Teh Internets Not Election-Related
posted by on October 28 at 15:48 PM
For a moment, forget about the election. Make your own Jackson Pollock.
Via Bookninja.
P.S. Election-related: What the fuck did you people do with John Bailo? I was enjoying his increasingly Pollyanna-ish comments from an alternate dimension where John McCain was winning. It was some of the best sci-fi I’ve read this year.
If you want to figure out what happened to JB, ask your staffers-- whomever is acting the weirdest is Johnny Cat and should be summarily flogged comedically with some kind of swag from HUMP!.
As stated in earlier threads, Bailo was arrested this week by the ATF, for plotting in an apparent assassination attempt...
Bailo became intrigued by Moebius Strips and Klein Bottles, and has used his unique talents to replicate the latter by permanently sticking his head up his ass.
that is too fun!
That Pollock thing has been bouncing around for at least two years. Nothing ever truly dies on the internet...a rebirth is always an oblivious blogger away.
I got bored. Apparently.
John Zogby give John Bailo harsh toke of electoral reality, John Bailo take toke, freak out, recluse out, JOHN BAILO BECOME HOWARD HUGHES!
HOWARD HUGHES WILL SPEND ENTIRE OBAMA PRESIDENCY IN TOP SECRET LOCATION, HIDE FROM SLOG, NEVER ADMIT STUPIDITY OF SUPPORTING PTSD HISSY FIT GRAMPA/NAZI HOCKEY MOM IN 2008!
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
WHO THE FUCK IS JACKSON POLLACK
Jackson Pollack is like that guy who was younger than John McCain and just as spaced out, but he was an artist.
And an alkie.
You are the stupidest person who has ever lived, Will in Seattle.
I know! He left me behind! How can he have fun without me??
Tell me how what I said wasn't true.
(hums while Fnarf goes apoplectic in his best John McCain imitation)
Yeah, thought so.
Slog commenter supastaa catfight! Woo-hee-yah!
Have a cookie.
Fnarf @10, I needed you in this thread yesterday to say exactly that. There should be like a Fnarf signal or something.
There is, but the switch is gravity-operated.
i think they should start making people take art history in high school... that's all I'm gonna say.
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