Life Mom Says
posted by October 29 at 13:08 PMon
…I should get a flu shot. She works in public health, so she oughta know. However—and I don’t usually go in for theories of conspiracy—a very small part of me thinks flu shots are a government plot to inject the citizenry with nano tracking devices or microbes that beam thoughts into your head or, you know, syphilis. Also there are all those people who say they never get them and the one time they did, they got a terrible flu anyway. Also Lindy West says she’s definitely not. What to do?