Comments on Meet the Christian Nymphos

I'm waiting to be told what's wrong with this?

I totally read that as "He rules at the right hand of God the Father as part of the three-way trinity."

Nothing wrong with this, I suppose. Maybe the fundies would lighten up a little bit if they were getting laid more often. Browsing through the site, they actually do cover a pretty broad range of topics. What does Savage think about this?

Did we really have to read the whole christ spiel?

Technically speaking, how can the Song of Solomon depict a "Christ honored union" when it was written somewhere between a thousand and six hundred years before the birth of Jesus? Then there are the whole "it's actually an allegory for God's love for Israel" or "this was totally ripped off from Egyptian poetry" arguments.

Nit-picking? Maybe, but I'm kind of bored.

remember, god frowns on reverse cowgirl. i believe that's in leviticus.

Now, if only we could get this on film.

if you're interested in songs of solomon, mars hill is doing a sermon series on the very subject now. marshillchurch.org

So, are these devout Christian ladies welcoming all of the children that the Lord sees fit to bless them with, or are they using *gasp* birth control? 'Cause, you know, sex is only for begetting children, according to the crazies.

Christian Nymphos isn't the best band name ever. Nun Fight is the best band name ever.

@9 maybe for hardcore fundies, but most Christians are cool with bc that doesn't terminate a pregnancy.

I agree with the ladies. I've had a lot of "Christian Husbands" in my day, and they are really hot. That's how I got the cum in my eye that time.

One of the funniest band names is "God's Favorite Pussy"

Seems a little desperate.

Christians are weird.

Christian Nymphos was awesome, but I laughed my ass off at Hooking up Holy, online sex toy store for Christian couples.

Who knew god approved of anal beads?

In all seriousness, the info seems to be accurate in terms of physiology. It's also very pro-female enjoyment of sex. "Service" with a smile.

What the fuck have those bitches done to the Nicene Fucking Creed? The world's going to hell. Starting with Constantine the Great, who screwed up the Nicene Fucking Creed.