Slog - Comments on Meet the Christian Nymphos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos No, they're not a hot new rock band (though Christian Nymphos is the greatest band name this side of Stigmata Handjob). They're married Christian ladies filled with the spirit of horniness! Each one of us who posts on this blog is a Christ follower. We all believe that God came down from heaven and was born of the virgin Mary…his name was Jesus; he walked this Earth performing signs and miracles, but mostly trying to get man to see the love that God had for him. He was crucified, died and buried. On the third day he rose again,... Copyright 2008 Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:11:46 -0800 Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:16:34 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by John Bailo
I'm waiting to be told what's wrong with this?

]]> John Bailo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179007 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179007 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:21:41 -0800 Comment by kid icarus I totally read that as "He rules at the right hand of God the Father as part of the three-way trinity."

]]> kid icarus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179008 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179008 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:22:25 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Nothing wrong with this, I suppose. Maybe the fundies would lighten up a little bit if they were getting laid more often. Browsing through the site, they actually do cover a pretty broad range of topics. What does Savage think about this?

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179018 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179018 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:25:08 -0800 Comment by sepiolida Did we really have to read the whole christ spiel?

]]> sepiolida http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179039 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179039 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:43:09 -0800 Comment by GrammarCop Technically speaking, how can the Song of Solomon depict a "Christ honored union" when it was written somewhere between a thousand and six hundred years before the birth of Jesus? Then there are the whole "it's actually an allegory for God's love for Israel" or "this was totally ripped off from Egyptian poetry" arguments.

Nit-picking? Maybe, but I'm kind of bored.

]]> GrammarCop http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179041 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179041 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:44:36 -0800 Comment by max solomon remember, god frowns on reverse cowgirl. i believe that's in leviticus.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179073 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179073 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:18:46 -0800 Comment by Vince Now, if only we could get this on film.

]]> Vince http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179083 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179083 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:28:30 -0800 Comment by menelaus if you're interested in songs of solomon, mars hill is doing a sermon series on the very subject now. marshillchurch.org

]]> menelaus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179088 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179088 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:34:20 -0800 Comment by Cori So, are these devout Christian ladies welcoming all of the children that the Lord sees fit to bless them with, or are they using *gasp* birth control? 'Cause, you know, sex is only for begetting children, according to the crazies.

]]> Cori http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179089 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179089 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:34:25 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Christian Nymphos isn't the best band name ever. Nun Fight is the best band name ever.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179091 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179091 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:36:34 -0800 Comment by menelaus @9 maybe for hardcore fundies, but most Christians are cool with bc that doesn't terminate a pregnancy.

]]> menelaus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179093 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179093 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:38:12 -0800 Comment by Pervy Perv I agree with the ladies. I've had a lot of "Christian Husbands" in my day, and they are really hot. That's how I got the cum in my eye that time.

]]> Pervy Perv http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179094 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179094 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:39:37 -0800 Comment by ramalaka One of the funniest band names is "God's Favorite Pussy"

]]> ramalaka http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179194 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179194 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:17:58 -0800 Comment by Jen Seems a little desperate.

]]> Jen http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179241 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179241 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:53:14 -0800 Comment by Greg Christians are weird.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179367 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179367 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:00:37 -0800 Comment by MJ Christian Nymphos was awesome, but I laughed my ass off at Hooking up Holy, online sex toy store for Christian couples.

Who knew god approved of anal beads?

In all seriousness, the info seems to be accurate in terms of physiology. It's also very pro-female enjoyment of sex. "Service" with a smile.

]]> MJ http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179461 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179461 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:36:24 -0800 Comment by Amelia What the fuck have those bitches done to the Nicene Fucking Creed? The world's going to hell. Starting with Constantine the Great, who screwed up the Nicene Fucking Creed.

]]> Amelia http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179476 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/meet_the_christian_nymphos#c1179476 Religion Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:16:34 -0800