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Thursday, October 23, 2008

McSweeney’s Explains 2008 Election Demographics

posted by on October 23 at 16:00 PM

In the form of a movie trailer script for something called AMERICAN DEMOGRAPHIC: THE MOVIE:

JOE THE PLUMBER: Hello, fellow small-business owner. I’m Joe the Plumber, and I’ve successfully plumbed your bathroom. I’m relevant to national politics for some reason.

SMALL-BUSINESS OWNER: What do I owe you?

JOE THE PLUMBER: More than $250,000 a year. Despite my name and salary, I’m neither a Mafia boss nor a porn star.

(JOE THE PLUMBER exits the store and drives off in a van made of Stradivarius violins and children’s laughter. Shortly, we hear a ding as ELDERLY JEWISH VOTER enters the store.)

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