Betcha that monkey doesn't choke that baby then call mom and say it's all the babies fault.

Bad, bad monkey.

I must ask: what sorts of household chores has a monkey's mother been trained to do?

"A monkey in Dhenkanal protects and takes care of a twenty-four day old human baby when his mother is engaged in household chores."

Upon third viewing/reading, I realized "his mother" refers to the human baby's mother and not the monkey's mother.
(Or uncle.)

i bet this monkey has some monkey issues, like a dead monkey baby back at the nest. if it could pick the baby up & take it back to the trees, it would.

Sure, the Bush twins seem to have turned out relatively ok.

Isn't this how Tarzan got his start?

I know who this remindes me of!!!! You and your brother eating nachos and cheese off each others heads in Vegas. Damn monkeys!