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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Joe the Plumber’s Crack

posted by on October 30 at 13:30 PM

plumber1030.jpgIf an enterprising YouTuber out there wants to bust out a preview for Joe the Plumber’s Crack—the porn title pro-America parts of the country need to see before Tuesday—I’ll do all I can to get it seen by the widest possible audience.

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1

That guy's not a real plumber. His socks are too white.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | October 30, 2008 1:41 PM
2

This "make a porno (or preview) featuring everyone you currently despise" thing is stupid.

Posted by the worddle | October 30, 2008 1:45 PM
3

In the meantime will you tell us where you found this picture? YUM

Posted by Non | October 30, 2008 1:54 PM
4

Thank you so very much for putting a NSFW picture up with out a warning.

Posted by Lavode | October 30, 2008 1:58 PM
5

obviously, it's a picture of Dan...

He HAS been working out a lot lately...

Posted by michael strangeways | October 30, 2008 2:07 PM
6

@4

DON'T PLEASURE READ AT WORK and then bitch about it to the authors!

You have absolutely no ground to stand on and we have had this conversation too many times.

KAY THANKS.

Posted by Non | October 30, 2008 2:09 PM
7

Yes, it is interesting that sexual imagery is automatically brought forth as an insult, isn't it?

Posted by Robert Patrick | October 30, 2008 2:14 PM
8

Yes, it is interesting that sexual imagery is automatically brought forth as an insult, isn't it?

Posted by Robert Patrick | October 30, 2008 2:14 PM
9

@6 - Pleasure reading at work is not against the rules. Pleasure porning is. I'm sure the "authors" thank you for your support, but I'm also sure they would prefer to have at-work page views to drive ad revenue. Also, ZOMG! "KAY THANKS" is totally edgy.

Posted by skweetis | October 30, 2008 2:37 PM
10

yes yes yes, and Dan kissing his ass as community service

Posted by Louis | October 30, 2008 2:40 PM
11

Fuck off 9, you whiny bitch

Posted by Non | October 30, 2008 3:09 PM
12

@6 and 9: Screw you. When I'm on break, I fall under the incidental use policy here at work. That's very solid ground, thank you, and there have been plenty of NSFW warnings in the past.

Posted by Lavode | October 30, 2008 3:17 PM
13

Sorry, meant @6 and 11

Posted by Lavode | October 30, 2008 3:18 PM
14

@11 - Very clever retort. Have a great day!

Posted by skweetis | October 30, 2008 3:44 PM
15

Right on, skweetis.

Posted by mccottage | October 30, 2008 3:50 PM
16

Nice contributions, 14 and 15.

Seriously, everybody. It's the internet. If you can't risk accidentally seeing a butt at work, don't go looking around on the internet. There are butts in here.

Posted by MacCrocodile | October 30, 2008 3:55 PM
17

@16 - I just jumped into this flame war because I'm cranky today. I'm actually working from home today so the butt didn't bother me. But assholes who complain about people who request a NSFW warning bother me. Because they're douches.

Posted by skweetis | October 30, 2008 3:59 PM
18

I wholeheartedly approve of the photo.

Dude’s got those excellent lower back muscles that form an arrow stating “Insert Penis Here.”

My only request: More please.

Posted by Original Andrew | October 30, 2008 4:03 PM
19

"But assholes who complain about people who request a NSFW warning bother me. Because they're douches."

Your logic is head-spinning.

Posted by Non | October 30, 2008 4:04 PM
20

@17 - I also meant to direct that at... let's see... 11. The second part was for everybody, mostly because I didn't feel like scrolling up to see who was on which side.

Posted by MacCrocodile | October 30, 2008 4:05 PM
21

@19 - I know it's no "fuck off you whiny bitch", but I'm saving my A material for my great American novel.

Posted by skweetis | October 30, 2008 4:08 PM
22

That picture is from a very old "Advocate Men". I've looked at it many, many tmes, if you know what I mean....

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | October 30, 2008 4:41 PM
23

Can't you all just get along, and bask in the glow of extreamly sexy shoulders?!? I mean, it's almost Friday, Halloween, and Election Day; shouldn't we put aside petty kvetching, and just have some fun, whether it be enjoying sexy shoulders, a cocktail with compatriot, small pieces of individually wrapped candy, or the slight hand cramp that comes from filling out mail-in or absentee ballots??!??

Posted by PDX_Paulie | October 30, 2008 4:45 PM
24

New title:

Plumb and Plumber Joe

Posted by >>> | October 30, 2008 7:17 PM
25

post on dudevu.com - gloriously free and long videos can be uploaded at once without breaking it up into smaller parts

Posted by darek | October 31, 2008 6:06 AM

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