Slog - Comments on Janky Eyeball Watch 2008! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008 Big thanks to everyone who participated in yesterday's Great Fucked-Up Red Eyeball Diagnose-Off. Without your help, I might never have known that I have eyeball AIDS, and eye cancer, and I got cum in there (so that's where I left it!). I decided to go with the "put a really hot washcloth on it and go to sleep" treatment regimen, which, I think, did my rogue eyeball a world of good. It is not nearly so rogue today. Photographic updates after the jump because they are kind of gross and boring.... Copyright 2008 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:55:45 -0800 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:13:02 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by elenchos It's spelled c-o-m-e.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1177994 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1177994 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:58:33 -0800 Comment by Lindy West @1: I agree, but I'm just spelling it how the internet-doctors spelled it!

]]> Lindy West http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1177996 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1177996 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:00:57 -0800 Comment by KCip Only if you were to come over for me to show you, elenchos. Lindy, the third eye pic has a WAY sexier dimension if that counts as cured.

]]> KCip http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1177997 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1177997 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:02:00 -0800 Comment by sepiolida Your eyes are beautiful. Well, when not aflamed.

And it's spelled "cum."

]]> sepiolida http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178005 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178005 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:42:21 -0800 Comment by I cum + 1

]]> I http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178013 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178013 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:04:42 -0800 Comment by Frank Sinclair You have some sexy eyes there, girlfriend.

How 'bout cumming over to my place for a little rammin' and jammin'...

]]> Frank Sinclair http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178015 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178015 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:09:11 -0800 Comment by Frank Sinclair You have some sexy eyes there, girlfriend.

How 'bout cumming over to my place for a little rammin' and jammin'...

]]> Frank Sinclair http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178017 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178017 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:18:33 -0800 Comment by Creepy McWeirdo Thanks for the update. I was a little concerned. And I'm not being saracstic, OK?? I really was. A little.

]]> Creepy McWeirdo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178022 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178022 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:42:45 -0800 Comment by Mr. Sa SoI'm guessing it was a minor case of conjuctivitis. Were you at an internet cafe or at a public computer in the past couple of days? You should be happy you didn't get MRSA.

]]> Mr. Sa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178030 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178030 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:02:13 -0800 Comment by The CHZA @1
That's how uncomfortable 6th grade sex-ed teachers introduce the "slang" word to you. Nobody spells it like that.

]]> The CHZA http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178034 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:10:02 -0800 Comment by Gibby Haines Cum in my eye my Lord
Cum in my eye
Oh Lord
Cum in my eye

]]> Gibby Haines http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178041 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178041 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:32:30 -0800 Comment by Chingy Do not characterize your eyeball as rogue. It's a maverick.

]]> Chingy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178046 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178046 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:48:51 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball @11 ==

Who broke my heart?
You did, you did
Bow to the target,
Blame cupid, cupid
You think youre smart
Stupid, stupid.

Shoot that poison cum shot in my eye
Shoot that poison cum shot
Shoot that poison cum shot in my eye
Shoot that poison cum shot!

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178064 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178064 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:34:05 -0800 Comment by Slog Lawyers
Word to the wise:

"...their neighbors allegedly unleashed a harrowing cyber attack of harassment and identity fraud that left the family fearing for their lives.

Bill and Gail Johnson, 50, who run a construction company, were charged yesterday in Lawrence District Court with identity fraud, harassment, conspiracy and filing a frivolous child abuse report. An acquaintance of the Johnsons was charged in June in connection with the case."

http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2008_10_18_Next-Door_Nightmare:_Couple_accused_of_un-neighborly_behavior/srvc=home&position=0

]]> Slog Lawyers http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178066 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178066 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:47:47 -0800 Comment by PC "I have so much backlogged navelgazing to catch up on."

Let us know what you "see"!

]]> PC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178090 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178090 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:13:07 -0800 Comment by puschkin You misspelled "rouge"

]]> puschkin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178107 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:33:54 -0800 Comment by mike um, if you've ever taken a human sexuality course or read a box of condoms, it's COME you friggin ass clowns.

]]> mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178114 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178114 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:52:13 -0800 Comment by elenchos You can actually use either spelling. Depending whether you're illiterate or not.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178115 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178115 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:02:38 -0800 Comment by six shooter @18 For the win.

]]> six shooter http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178123 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178123 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:21:07 -0800 Comment by violet_dagrinder I'm akshully gonna be a doctor in a few years, and I stand by my AIDS diagnosis. Please disclose to future eyeball-sex partners so that they can make informed healthcare decisions.

]]> violet_dagrinder http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178168 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178168 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:07:50 -0800 Comment by Quiet Riot Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild!
Wild, wild, wild!

So you think I got an evil mind,
I'll tell you honey

I don't know why
I don't know why

So you think my singing's out of time,
it makes me money

I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
Oh no

So cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
get wild

So you see I got a funny face,
I got no worries
And don't know why
I don't know why

Oh i gotta sing with some disgrace,
I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
no, no, no

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
get wild
Cum on

Well you think we have a lazy time,
You should know better
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you say I got a dirty mind,
I'm a mean go getter
I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
Oh no

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild

Cum on, feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
get wild

Cum on (cum on) feel it
Girls rock your boys (girls rock it)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
We're gonna get wild (wild,wild,wild)

We're gonna get rocked tonight (cum on feel the noize)

Rock it tonight (girls rock your boys)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
OH YEAH!!

Ah, ah, ah (wooooo)
Ah, ah, ah

Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild

Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah.

]]> Quiet Riot http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178229 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178229 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:46:42 -0800 Comment by josh bomb lindsey, i fell asleep with my hand on my pillow and made a fist somehow. after sleeping with my eye rested on my fist the entire evening, in the morning i had broken the blood vessels in my eye just by sleeping on it. my eyeball was all red and drippy for about 4 days, but also seemed more swollen than yours looks. maybe this is something that could have happened to you?

]]> josh bomb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178263 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178263 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:19:23 -0800 Comment by Derrick that's quite the panic. I had that for over 48 hours and found out it was staph. In my EYEBALL. Didn't know it could happen. Blind for over a month and still shook up but now have a deeeeeppp appreciation for the care of auch a sensitive jello ball in my skull.

]]> Derrick http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178313 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/janky_eyeball_watch_2008#c1178313 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:13:02 -0800