Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Janky Eyeball Watch 2008!
posted by October 17 at 18:55 PMon
Big thanks to everyone who participated in yesterday’s Great Fucked-Up Red Eyeball Diagnose-Off. Without your help, I might never have known that I have eyeball AIDS, and eye cancer, and I got cum in there (so that’s where I left it!). I decided to go with the “put a really hot washcloth on it and go to sleep” treatment regimen, which, I think, did my rogue eyeball a world of good. It is not nearly so rogue today. Photographic updates after the jump because they are kind of gross and boring.
Last night at midnight:
WHOOOOOA! WTF, EYEBALL!? As you can see, the eyeball continued to get redder and more on fire over the course of the evening.
This morning at 10 am:
See? Better! Not so red. But still buuuuuuurning.
And right now:
Even better, I think. Hooray! Great job, immune system! Fuck, I have so much backlogged navelgazing to catch up on. Gotta go. Love you guys.