http://banzai.livejournal.com/595463.html

lol

You're rich, you're influential, you're cute (even in this blurry thing with your NorthFace very Seattle hooded shell and butch hat), you're read, and you're loved.

Let's point and laugh at this loser banzai

it also happens to be the place where I typically first crack open that week's Stranger.

this is feeling like a LJ posting. ack!

also, i loathe these "churches" that clothe themselves in hipster garb to pass under the radar. just so douche-y. can we go back to the days when christianist assholes weren't in bands, didn't attend shows, or frequent bars, let alone hang out on capitol hill? i mean, i stay out of their "world". i don't go to the cheesecake factory, bothell or mars hill. please stay out of my world. and if you are compelled to come to a show or eat at ballet, at least shut the hell up about it not complying to your narrow-minded world view.

Why are you following him, Dan? Who is this person? Please, lunch ended like 10 minutes ago. You can't expect me to find out on my own. I'm too drunk to fingerfuck google right now.

Would he rather run into Dr. Ruth at lunch? Is it sex columnists, or just you he hates? Besides himself, of course.

More importantly, did Ballet do a big remodel or management change in the last 10 years? I tried it a few times in the 90's and thought it was terrible. Chances are if it's still there, something got better.

You suck and your fans are retarded.

Every wonder if Hitler liked the people that worshiped him?

Yup, you suck.

Maybe I would just spit in your food when you went to the can or to refill yer sody pop. It's hard to tell these days.

Oh Dan, please come to Pittsburgh again so I can randomly see you out to lunch. I can see how seeing someone could make your day, but ruin it?

snort...where am I?

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no wonder Dan makes him twitchy.

Dan, i think you should walk your dog near the church on Sundays.

All the fanboys are cumming out to say hi.

How adorable.

Aren't you just swelling with pride? All because you know how to describe sodomy in a way that appeals to the disaffected high school student. How quaint.

just like Than Bros.

eat more, fat boy!

That said, dude is lame. And why does god boy have a link to USE on his page? Gross.

Also, dear god dude (aka bonzai, aka ecce) please leave Seattle, or at the very least Capitol Hill.

kthxbai

My guess is that I have lived here a hell of a lot longer than you have.

Plus, I lived on capital hill for so long, I probably know a couple of you assholes personally. However, the young gay contingent that has moved in with the stick up their ass ain't my scene.

I met Dan on more than a few occasions back in the mid 90's, a few of which I have mentioned. But they were all when he still liked dressing in drag.

A long time, like...9 years?!?

Do you also like beer, rain and water? LOLZ.

You? How long you been out of the Renton Highlands sista?

Aight?

Wait.

"capital hill": HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Personally, FWIW, I've lived on Capitol Hill on and off since May 1988,and while it's long been, unfortunately, a magnet for haters, it's also long been, fundamentally, a home for lovers.

So how the heck have you survived here so long?

Just askin'.

Oopsie!

You should read my other posts cause I don't be spell checkin and I could care less..

So go fuk yerself.

And I ain't no hater. I just think Dan gives fags a bad name. He DEFINATELY give people the WRONG impression about gay parents, and his life choices given his "family" are extremely questionable.

So toss my salad.

And hating on the Renton Highlands? Understandable, but way to out your roots, sweetie.

Maybe Banzai will come out one day, or maybe he'll stay in and clandestinely fondle boys on church-sponsored camping trips until someone squeals. Either way, doesn't it make you feel good to know that you're past all that self-hating bullshit?