Slog - Comments on I Love Fake President Hilton

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:37:14 -0800

I miss President Bartlet, but miss Leo McGary more.....

Comment by Ryan on Summit

Ryan on Summit — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:39:16 -0800

This is not funny.

Comment by David Schmader

David Schmader — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:44:50 -0800

I disagree. "The worst depression since The Notebook" is all the evidence I need to support my claim.

Comment by w7ngman

w7ngman — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:48:23 -0800

Is Funny or Die funny yet?

Comment by lily

lily — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:50:37 -0800

Wait... it took me a minute to get past the trollop-ey face paint, but when did Paris Hilton get boobs?

Comment by lily

lily — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:52:08 -0800

@4: no, not really. Those 3 minutes are completely wasted.

Comment by sepiolida

sepiolida — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:55:45 -0800

was that really paris? she looks awful..

Comment by Matt Fuckin' Hickey

Matt Fuckin' Hickey — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:09:42 -0800

@ 1: I hear you, man. RIP, Leo

And what the fuck happened to her face!?

Comment by PdxRitchie

PdxRitchie — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:10:48 -0800

I'm with you Schmader, that was all sorts of amusing.

Comment by inkweary

inkweary — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:11:21 -0800

@5 she's taped up.

Comment by Joe M

Joe M — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:12:40 -0800

That's gotta be a fake Paris. Not only does she look a bit different, but she has better acting chops.

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:20:56 -0800

@8: she looks like even more of a trollop than usual, probably because she did her own makeup. Or so I believe.

Comment by REM

REM — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:28:21 -0800

She's got my vote. Go Paris!

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:11:58 -0800

@12: i contend that 2 people did one eye each, and they weren't allowed to see the other's effort until the end.

i did like FoPo, though.

Comment by MR. Language Person

MR. Language Person — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:29:10 -0800

Yeah, Paris is looking used up. And its not just the makeup. She was never very hot, but whoring sure has aged her. All she ever had going for her was that "skinny near-jailbait white broad" thing going for her, and she couldn't build anything of value onto that. Now her celebrity dies with a whimper.

...I wish I didn't care enough to be pleased with the result.

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:39:40 -0800

@3, agree 100% That was the line that made me alarm the office with my loud laugh...

Comment by Non

Non — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:03:35 -0800

I like her so much more when she isn't talking in her little girl voice

Comment by smiller555

smiller555 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:54:20 -0800

gaaaaaaah! don't make me like her!

Comment by California

California — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:01:53 -0800

Watch the "McCain's Brain" clips on Funny or Die. There are four, and each gets a few chuckles out of me.

Comment by snarky

snarky — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:11:57 -0800

Haven't we already had a fake president for almost 8 years? Still Paris would be a better VP than Palin. She has better writers.

Comment by Papayas

Papayas — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:26:55 -0800

I'm with smillers555 @18: Dont make me like her!!

Comment by me

me — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:37:34 -0800

@17: Agreed.

It was probably fake make-up.