Slog - Comments on I Call Dibs on Blondie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie I knew she'd be a freak in the sack! This story is making the conservative blog rounds right now: A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world"...Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters. Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures..."I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the... Copyright 2008 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:01:17 -0800 Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:54:12 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by stripes Hey, NSFW!

]]> stripes http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187871 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187871 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:09:03 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Where are all of the links to the conservatives freaking out?

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187874 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187874 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:10:15 -0800 Comment by Nora Besides this being really, really silly, cartoon characters can't consent, and what if everyone wants to marry the same hot schoolgirl? How does THAT work?

BTW, I have that book on Tijuana Bibles. Unless you really have the Tijuana bible itself, in which case you are significantly cooler than me.

]]> Nora http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187886 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187886 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:22:55 -0800 Comment by kebabs Finally, me and Sailor Mars can get hitched!

Does this man want to marry a male or female cartoon character? The latter is perfectly fine and normal, but the former will destroy society as we know it.

]]> kebabs http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187888 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187888 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:27:33 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Dude, totally NSFW - put it behind the jump.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187897 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187897 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:35:59 -0800 Comment by Hernandez If he wants to live his life in two dimensions, I suggest laying down in front of a moving steamroller.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187899 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187899 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:36:17 -0800 Comment by elenchos Why don't I think of awesome shit like that any more? I must be getting old. Fuck.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187905 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187905 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:38:23 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave This seals it; manga is first stop on the road to a lonely existence.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187912 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187912 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:41:19 -0800 Comment by K To many sheltered wingnuts, no doubt, (out) gay people are about as real as cartoons.

]]> K http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187913 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187913 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:41:37 -0800 Comment by Bill The irony of this Tijuana Bible: "Blondie" actually started out as a cheesecake strip, where her curves where indeed the point. Fully clothed, though.

]]> Bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187921 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187921 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:44:31 -0800 Comment by Superfrankenstein Here's the rest of that awesome Blondie Tijuana Bible, which mocks the very idea of NSFW: http://tinyurl.com/6244uf



More where that came from: http://tinyurl.com/29nwa

]]> Superfrankenstein http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187934 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187934 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:50:53 -0800 Comment by Betsy Ross Perhaps we should do away with marriage altogether.

If cartoon marriage is allowed, next people will want to marry their porn!

Robert Crumb was attracted to a picture of Bugs Bunny dressed as a girl. He carried it around with him. One day it went through the wash in his pocket. His mother tried to dry it out by ironing it, which of course caused it to crumble to bits.

]]> Betsy Ross http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187937 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187937 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:52:08 -0800 Comment by supergp You can have my Ultimate Spider-Man when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187948 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187948 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:59:12 -0800 Comment by bzishi The real point of this story is that we should ban comics altogether.

Those are fighting words.

]]> bzishi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187953 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187953 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:01:04 -0800 Comment by Reverse Polarity So...

If we can marry a cartoon character, does that mean that all those cartoon characters that ACORN registered will be able to vote?

]]> Reverse Polarity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187958 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1187958 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:02:26 -0800 Comment by flamingbanjo Cartoon characters are just one step along a natural progression of depravity that is certain to transpire if gays are allowed to marry. Soon it will be possible for a dog to marry a rainbow, or a steam shovel to marry a wedge of cheese.

Screw the integrity of Marriage as an institution -- these developments threaten the very integrity of reality!

]]> flamingbanjo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188012 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188012 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:29:52 -0800 Comment by farting thomas "The real point of this story is that we should ban comics altogether."

At least those written by Judd Winnick...

]]> farting thomas http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188016 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188016 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:33:24 -0800 Comment by Chip Here, Paul, this is for you:

http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060508.html

]]> Chip http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188093 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188093 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:37:38 -0800 Comment by elswinger When I became ordained by the Universal life Church I agreed that I wouldn't perform marriages for people and their pets, stuffed animals, or fictional characters. I have no problem marrying consenting adults of any race or gender.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188160 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188160 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:18:58 -0800 Comment by zephsright This reminds me of some slash fiction I read involving wolverine and the movie version of iceman...ice cream was used as lube....hrm I think I have an idea for next year's HUMP forming..........

]]> zephsright http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188195 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188195 Homo Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:43:00 -0800 Comment by Paul Constant Thanks, Chip @ 18. That made my day.

]]> Paul Constant http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188946 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1188946 Homo Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:08:39 -0800 Comment by wnpzyl fqdtonmsr fdkuhaxe xbscdjmt zibv bnmrlyca suct qabxivhys xrcyo

]]> wnpzyl fqdtonmsr http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1196765 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1196765 Homo Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:52:37 -0800 Comment by wnpzyl fqdtonmsr fdkuhaxe xbscdjmt zibv bnmrlyca suct qabxivhys xrcyo

]]> wnpzyl fqdtonmsr http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1196766 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1196766 Homo Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:53:37 -0800 Comment by wnpzyl fqdtonmsr fdkuhaxe xbscdjmt zibv bnmrlyca suct qabxivhys xrcyo

]]> wnpzyl fqdtonmsr http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1196767 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_call_dibs_on_blondie#c1196767 Homo Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:54:12 -0800