In mansions and Benzes, givin' ends to my friends and it feels stupendous.

I think the smallest man there has a good agent. He was in the news a few weeks ago too when he was meeting the women with the longest legs in the world or something like that.

Classy.

Unless the smallest man is mentally deficient somehow, it seems really disrespectful how they're physically handling him.

Can someone PLEASE tell me when we are going to war with these people.

Could he maybe carry the little fella around in his pouch?

They'll be handing out a gay porn CD featuring the two of them at Manhunts pride booth next year.

Quick, they need to have a room mate sitcom.

both from inner mongolia? that's interesting...

#5's link is safe for work.

@8 They can be yurtmates. "Borrowing the room for the whole weekend for you and your lady friend is a tall order!" "Quit being so short with me!"

if i had enough money, i'd buy the little one.

Fortunately for you, @12, we're in a deflationary financial spiral. Might be cheaper than you'd expect.

I fart in your yurt. I fart in your general direction.

I just want to say that I have said many racist, stupid things in the Slog. That's because at heart I am stupid and unworthy to be in your company. I deeply apologize for my remark above and for all the other intentionally hurtful things I have written.

I ask your forgiveness, though I do not deserve it.

i can't tell if i should follow the drudge links or watch this youtube video. what's going to help me better understand my reality?

Cheese graters make poor masturbation aids.

Trust me on this one.

Master Blaster!

Master Blaster rules Bartertown.