Slog - Comments on "Many women refuse to sit on faces because they’re conscious of what a butt smells like." http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat eHow.com is a website that offers thousands and thousands of tutorials on "How To Do Just About Everything." Seriously. Topics include: How to Assign Power of Attorney for an Offshore Bank Account; How to Avoid Being Picked Out Of A Police Lineup; How to Acid Wash Clothes ("Get access to two industrial washing machines..."); How to Act Around Your Boyfriend ("Were not going to stop liking you because we just saw you eat a turkey sandwich"); How to Build a Small Robot ("Place the vibrator on the back of the toothbrush head..."); and so on and so on. A friend... Copyright 2008 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:24:21 -0800 Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:32:14 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by god i hate butt Uh, unless she scrubbed for twenty minutes with five different types of soap, you don't have to tell her how great it smells. Because it doesn't smell great. It smells atrocious.

]]> god i hate butt http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157628 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157628 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:32:47 -0800 Comment by David Schmader A girl friend of mine in college had a boyfriend who, as a special treat during a bout of cunnilingus, ran his tongue back to her butt.

She was so upset that anyone would ever think to do such a thing to anyone that she cried. Like, right then.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157651 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157651 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:39:49 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Ooh, crying is not good. Crying is definitely not the response you're looking for there.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157682 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157682 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:46:58 -0800 Comment by Aislinn @2: I hope that poor boy didn't let such a violent reaction put him off of salad tossing for good. Valuable skill.

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157700 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157700 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:53:42 -0800 Comment by max solomon i made a girl cry when i gave her the 1st orgasm of her life. and it wasn't tears of joy & gratitude, it was because she thought it was dirty & she was now a slut.

and i never even touched her ass with my tongue.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157719 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157719 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:58:21 -0800 Comment by so hawt "Some might try to dismount you before reaching an orgasm, don’t let them escape."

hawt

I wish my wife was even remotely into this sort of thing. *sigh*

]]> so hawt http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157724 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157724 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:59:16 -0800 Comment by w7ngman fan I prefer syrup.

]]> w7ngman fan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157752 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:07:34 -0800 Comment by TVDinner Eww. Butt.

]]> TVDinner http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157897 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157897 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:11:46 -0800 Comment by Carol Sorry- can't get the Monty Python song out of my head... "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me..." ;-)

Any woman that doesn't LOVE this is crazy, or scared to death that it's beyond perverted and I am deeply sorry for them.
I guess female ejaculation would send them over the edge!

]]> Carol http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157907 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1157907 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:17:49 -0800 Comment by Gloria There are guys who WANT to do this?

Please call me.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158017 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158017 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:22:56 -0800 Comment by Yogi I don't know if vacuum-sealed-mash-the-anus-onto-my-nose-squashing is necessary, but having the lady straddle the face is the BEST angle for the cunnilingus. No weird lower-jaw jutting required! Hours of sloppy goodness.

]]> Yogi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158032 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:30:29 -0800 Comment by Irena Let's work the problem here. Is this not what scented products were made for? Peach, aloe, a carefully aimed squirt of Chanel No. 5? Surely a resolution can be reached! I mean, for the greater good and all.

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158071 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158071 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:57:18 -0800 Comment by Lauren This is one of the worst guides i've read regarding oral sex. And let's not even get started on the ass part. I wish it was a joke.

]]> Lauren http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158092 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158092 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:04:55 -0800 Comment by morgi Ha!
Coming from a female who has a male partner who's tried getting me to do this often, I FULLY disagree with with #13! This a great little guide.
It reminds me of something that should be in Box Lunch by Diana Cage (which you guys need to read and do an article on if you haven't already.)

I even just emailed it to my honey with a little nudge and wink. Hopefully we'll be getting some good salad tossin in here soon....

]]> morgi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158125 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158125 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:21:23 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @12,

Oh my, I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but I hate it when people try to cover up bad smells with fragrance. It just leads me to associate that fragrance with that bad smell.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158161 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158161 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:43:30 -0800 Comment by Ariel Ditto @15. I'd rather smell ass than peach-flavored ass.

Face-sitting. Awesome. Unless the sittee has a cold. Then it's called death by muff-smothering.

]]> Ariel http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158229 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158229 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:21:15 -0800 Comment by yourleastfavorite @9: I guess I must be crazy, then, since I tried it three times, and I hated it. I did not get anything out of it whatsoever, except feeling slightly damp in an uncomfortable way.

I regularly peg and give rimjobs, since my boyfriend is into that, but I can't stop being generally (but only privately, so he doesn't feel guilty) grossed-out by the concept of ass - not because I think it's perverted, just because...well, seriously, we shit from there. "Eat shit" is an insult for a reason. I guess love means eating ass while fantasizing about your toothbrush waiting for you down the hall.

]]> yourleastfavorite http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158241 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158241 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:28:21 -0800 Comment by haunted leg @9, I dearly wish I could sever the strings that hold my eyeballs in place so that I could roll them alllllll the way around for you. It's nice to know that if I don't like sitting on a dude's face, it must be because I'm crazy or frigid, and not because, you know, that particular angle doesn't do it for me.

I thank all the gods that I don't actually believe in that I don't have to fuck you, because lord almighty you sound tedious as hell.

]]> haunted leg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158311 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158311 Sex Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:17:35 -0800 Comment by Vince People, run a wash cloth over your crotch before sex please. It ony takes a few seconds but could enhance the whole experience. And while we're at it, mouthwash is a must, too. And guys, colognes and cigarettes aren't attractive in the bedroom to everyone.

]]> Vince http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158607 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1158607 Sex Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:43:23 -0800 Comment by Giffy You know we live in a fancy modern world with soaps and showers and what not. There is nothing wrong with a little clean up before such things.

My mouth does not touch ass unless that ass has had a little scrubbing*.

*Also known as sexy shower foreplay.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1159076 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_get_face_sat#c1159076 Sex Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:32:14 -0800