Slog - Comments on "How to Beat Up Anything" http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything How to Beat Up Anything is what it says it is, offering detailed information on beating up Olympian Michael Phelps, legendary Greek warrior Achilles, an apple-throwing tree from The Wizard of Oz, and beloved actor Tom Hanks, among others. Valuable information for troubled times. (And thank you, MetaFilter.)... Copyright 2008 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:10:10 -0800 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:22:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Julie in Chicago Do they have an entry for that crazy religious lady from the video posted yesterday? Because I really just wanted to punch her in the bug-eyes.

]]> Julie in Chicago http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180537 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180537 Life Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:27:31 -0800 Comment by jackie treehorn From the same wacky authors who brought you 'How to Beat Off Anything.'

]]> jackie treehorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180545 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180545 Life Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:34:31 -0800 Comment by DJSauvage For a moment I thought I'd found the solution to coming pit bull uprising and apocalypse, but the answer wasn't there. I still don't know how to beat up a pit bull.

]]> DJSauvage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180628 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180628 Life Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:27:44 -0800 Comment by Geni Hitting people in the head with your hand is dumb. Hands are delicate. Skulls are not. Use a rock or a stick.

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180665 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180665 Life Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:47:15 -0800 Comment by COMTE @4:

That's why it's always a good idea to hit people in the soft, fleshy parts: nose, wind-pipe, kidneys, testicles, etc.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180716 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/how_to_beat_up_anything#c1180716 Life Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:22:07 -0800