Sad, but historical.
Sad, but hysterical!
hope the aliens take them away today...
oh wait they aren't here yet???
check out these idiots praying for the aliens
It's rough to be named after a fad. Good thing his daughter wasn't born during the Hula Hoop or Pet Rock craze
Funnily enough, he's got a new nickname around the house, too: "you fucking shithead, what the fucking fuck did you do that for? You're sleeping in the car, asshole".
At least he didn't name her "Scary Tyler Moore"!
PS -- Elizabethton? Looks like there's a whole history of not being able to name crap well down thar!
On the bright side, his wife can file for divorce and get the baby's name changed in the same place.
Wait, doesn't the mother have to sign the birth certificate? She didn't notice the name change?
Major Major Major
If this isn't child abuse, I don't know what is.
At least he didn't name the kid Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, or Piper.
and yet Canada has few Trudeaus or Mulroneys for first names. I guess with 300 million people, one's got to go a bit further for uniqueness, although I've heard more than one baby here has the name "Unique".
I'm not praying to, or for, the aliens unless Gary Numan writes a song about it.
"Well, you see honey, once upon a time there was this politician from Moose-knuckle, Nowhere, and for a minute there it seemed like she'd be an important person whose name people would remember for a long time. This was way back before you were born, when Daddy was still wrestling with the demons of Wild Turkey and Oxycodone."
"Before you threw him out, Mommy?"
"Well, just before."
My name is SUE!
How do you DO?
Now you're gonna DIE!
My mother always said that the man gets the final say in the naming of the baby, the day he can squeeze one out of his ass...(or words to that effect; my mother wasn't a truck driver).
According to the Sarah Palin baby name generator, Sarah McCain Palin translates to:
Chalk Revelations Palin
Is the baby suffering from some sort of mental retardation? Or, a nervous tic that causes incessant winking? Is she unable to raise her hands above its head?
Does the child have unsightly facial hair, which the hospital refused to airbrush from her first photos? Does she look confused and mad?
If so, the name is more than appropriate.
This certainly qualifies as a DTMFA.
I think he should have named the baby ( with his wife's addendum included)
That way most of the commentators here could be part of the BARMITZFAHWHIRL!
Of course by the time the kid starts kindergarten no one other than hard core trivia enthusiasts will remember who Sarah Palin is.
my father named me adlai sparkman stevenson when i was born in late 1952, & he named my younger brother adlai kefauver stevenson when he was born in late 1956, & we turned out just swell!
@9: they make you sign the birth certificate in the hospital not too long after having the baby. He might have asked her to sign it, said he'd fill it out, and she was probably too tired to question it. She'd just had a fucking baby, for crissakes.
@9 My first son gestated for 11 months. I insisted induction or else. When he came out dark blue, all I could say was--- I had a Smurf, yeah! I signed the birth certificate shortly there after- before delivering the placenta. I'm just glad mine isn't Brainy or Jokey after that comment.
Still Sarah Palin is worse. She is the first "vagina" American ever to make it to the main ticket. And I detest her for being the token she is. Sadly, she won't be forgotten until a legitimate female candidate makes it.
Kat, Palin is the first "vagina" American on the REPUBLICAN ticket. The first "vagina" American on ANY national ticket was Geraldine Ferraro, a Democrat. We all seem to forget that tidbit.
Now, if he'd done what so many wonderful, progressive Venezuelan parents do, and named his daughter after a Communist hero or two. Lenine Marxa! Much better.
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