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Friday, October 24, 2008

Headline of the Day

posted by on October 24 at 11:17 AM

Did someone mention “your inner Beavis” a couple posts ago? Huh-huh-huh.

Palin%27sBeaver.jpg

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1

you know, Slog not so diff. sometimes from Palin dude crowd.....hyuk hyuk.....

Posted by PC | October 24, 2008 11:39 AM
2

Haha. I bet a lot of great/juvenile headlines originate in Beaver.

Posted by Aislinn | October 24, 2008 11:39 AM
3

I feel like I should be ashamed of how hilarious this is to me, but I am not.

Posted by David Schmader | October 24, 2008 11:39 AM
4

Wasn't that the name of the porno they were recruiting for on craigslist?

Posted by J | October 24, 2008 11:45 AM
5

The word 'beaver' puffs a hilarious fart noise into the sails of any phrase, headline, or joke.

Beaver.

Posted by jackie treehorn | October 24, 2008 11:56 AM
6

@2 - I don't know about headlines, but we had a lot of fun when the name of that town/county (there is a town of Beaver in Beaver County) came up when I was in high school in Pittsburgh.

Of course, I never participated in such foolishness.

Posted by Sheryl | October 24, 2008 11:57 AM
7

What's wrong with Pennsylvania?

Towns called Beaver, Blue Ball and Intercourse...and I was born there.

Three strikes.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | October 24, 2008 12:00 PM
8

5000 is a large crowd? No bias there...

Posted by Reverse Polarity | October 24, 2008 12:19 PM
9

Now that you mention it... the McCain-Palin team isn't doing too well in North Carolina. Here's a suggestion to help them out.


Sarah, down Durham way, could slurp a soup cooter, then turn around a short bit later and get her tar heel up for some major Palin action. Mccain can watch.

Posted by The Peanut Gallery | October 24, 2008 12:31 PM
10

Would it be juvenile to start a game among slogger to come up with better headlines?

"Sarah Palin tells beaver to get to work for McCain"

"Sarah Palin gets warm reception in beaver"

Please, someone do better than me.


Posted by Concerned Canuck | October 24, 2008 12:36 PM
11

It's what she draws out of there that's really amazing.

Posted by Greg | October 24, 2008 12:37 PM
12

#10:
"McCain Pleased with Palin's Beaver Appearance"

sorry, could not help myself

Posted by CommonKnowledge | October 24, 2008 1:02 PM
13

Crowd of 5,000 Pack into Beaver to see Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin's Beaver Appearance Draws Crowds

Posted by Madashell | October 24, 2008 1:34 PM
14

@12 - Sorry, my second Beaver was not much of a stretch from yours.

Posted by Madashell | October 24, 2008 1:36 PM
15

As a student at Nathan Hale HS back in the day, we used to go to football games against Ballard (the Ballard Beavers, of course), and the cheerleaders would do the timeless cheer:

"What do we eat? What do we eat?
Beaver meat! Beaver meat!
How do we like it? How do we like it?
RAW! RAW! RAW!"

I kid you not.

Posted by litlnemo | October 24, 2008 1:45 PM
16

Beaver: It's not a clown car.

Posted by Fnarf | October 24, 2008 2:29 PM
17

"Sarah Palin Shows Pride in Beaver"


Posted by leek | October 24, 2008 3:53 PM

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