2008 Doody Calls
posted by October 30 at 11:07 AMon
The other day a friend came over to my house all in a tizzy. He said that he’d just been listening to NPR, and was fucking positive he heard them interview an Ohio McCain/Palin supporter named “Moose Doody.”
It turns out, after some careful Googling, that Moose Doody does exist. He’s the head of the Lawrence County Republicans, and his name is actually Ray “Moose” Dutey. Well, sorry for the misunderstanding, dude(y). But if you don’t like being called Moose Doody (especially during an election in which actual moose doody has become strangely relevant), maybe stay off the radio. Because on the radio, no one can see you spell. On the radio, you are Moose Doody.