2008 Doody Calls
posted by on October 30 at 11:07 AM
The other day a friend came over to my house all in a tizzy. He said that he’d just been listening to NPR, and was fucking positive he heard them interview an Ohio McCain/Palin supporter named “Moose Doody.”
MOOSE DOODY!
It turns out, after some careful Googling, that Moose Doody does exist. He’s the head of the Lawrence County Republicans, and his name is actually Ray “Moose” Dutey. Well, sorry for the misunderstanding, dude(y). But if you don’t like being called Moose Doody (especially during an election in which actual moose doody has become strangely relevant), maybe stay off the radio. Because on the radio, no one can see you spell. On the radio, you are Moose Doody.
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He lives nextdoor to I.P. Freely.
And across the street from Mike Hunt.
He should change his name to Big.
i think amanda hugnkiss lives in his town too.
And me!
The mainstream media blackout on coverage of the opinions of Heywood Jablome continues, I see.
so lindy do you still have cum in your eye or what?
or rather, do you want some?
I think you should call his office and politely ask for his assistant:
"Hello, GOP county office"
.... "Ben Dover, please!"
Any McPalin supporter is Moose Doody.
Wait! That's not fair to the rest of the Moose Doody.
Doody now for the future!
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