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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Don’t Get Cocky

posted by on October 28 at 10:07 AM

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Damn right I'm cocky. I want to actually enjoy a win like a fucking fan.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | October 28, 2008 10:35 AM
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Name that cyclist!

Posted by Fnarf | October 28, 2008 10:48 AM
3

"Too many comments have been submitted from you in a short period of time. Please try again in a short while."

Fuck you, I haven't posted since yesterday.

Posted by Fnarf | October 28, 2008 10:49 AM
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@ 2 + 3: A Fnarf-free Slog? Say it ain't so!


And while I agree with the point this video is making I do have to say, no, fuck it. I'm going to be cocky. We haven't had a chance to be cocky in years. And being cocky makes you a cock. The right is full of cocks. Everyone knows that cocks rule the world. So, now, yes. We're going to be cocks. Thus cocky. And we're going to be smug, too. Smug, cocky cocks.


Because we deserve it.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | October 28, 2008 11:01 AM
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I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do on Election Day (besides vote) given that about 80% of everyone else and their brother (and dog) in this state have already voted.

I suppose I could sit with the retirees at the polling place that have nothing to do all day. (Except hand me, and maybe three dozen other people, a ballot.)

Posted by K | October 28, 2008 11:05 AM
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You know what, I've gotta go further.


Watch this video and tell me that twenty seconds in you don't feel so fucking cocky you're wearing a shit-eating grin.


I mean, really, goddammit this guy's good.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | October 28, 2008 11:14 AM
7

Thank you Dan. I'm pretty sick of the "pre-post-mortem circular firing squad" bullshit that's being posted on SLOG. Save it for November 5th because this ain't over.

Posted by DOUG. | October 28, 2008 11:19 AM
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I'm sorry, but Dan Savage is a worrying little pansy that doesnt seem to be able to revel in anything. I blame catholicism for it.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | October 28, 2008 11:29 AM
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Haha funny funny No really But the artist featured on Portland's cable access show was much more amazing She in a weathery day much like your vid Dan went down a slope of Oregon suburbia for about a mile or three minutes And she was Topless and Not holding the handle bars Maybe a few years back

what up fuh-narf
my lunch break finally gives me access to internet so i will be checking in as little as i can You know Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by gry mklsk | October 28, 2008 11:42 AM
10

Oh man, that is the SUCK. I feel actual physical pain for that guy.

Posted by TVDinner | October 28, 2008 11:49 AM
11

@2 Miguel Indurain

Posted by kinaidos | October 28, 2008 12:17 PM
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I don't think that's Indurain. What race? Google isn't helping. I know I've seen this before but I can barely remember where I am now, let alone this.

Posted by Fnarf | October 28, 2008 12:29 PM
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@5: don't make fun of those retirees who staff the polling places. They are genuine Good People. I vote by mail because I'm away so often, but I really miss those nice people around the corner at the neighborhood elementary school. I've lived in the same place for 13 years, it's like Dorian Grey, I've gotten older, and they haven't. Japanese genetics are like that....

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