Politics Debate Prep
posted by October 15 at 10:44 AMon
(How can there have ever not been YouTube?)
1. If you think the Obama-McCain debates have been boring, check out this stultification fest. It really is like watching a silent film:
Has there been a better, more clearly defined, surely-we-can-all-agree-on-this-if-nothing-else, democrat thinking on his/her feet debate moment since this:
Is it not still massively infuriating that THAT guy was the president, and furthermore that THAT guy (fun-size nutbar in the middle) was the only reason THAT guy (so young, so righteous, so convincing, so prelapsarian) was able to beat that monstrous, indifferent, faux-patrician, pure evil, bloodless functionary of a company man? I mean look at him! His son is just a clone—of him:
And finally, we all know Sarah “Don’t Call Me Michael” Palin is an insult to everything anyone could possibly ever believe, but let us pause to consider good old Admiral Stockdale. The fuuck? And while we’re pausing, perhaps we could also consider the built-in indignity of Al Gore having to “debate” a man of Dan Quayle’s fiber:
End of line. Please feel free to go back to being terrified that America’s secret/totally-not-secret racist nature will shatter all our dreams here in a couple weeks.