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Drink every time moderator Tom Brokaw slurs the letter L.

Take a shot every time an audience member boos a candidate.

Finish drink and pour two more if John McCain links Obama to terrorism or Ayres.

Body shots if Barack Obama mentions Charles Keating.

Chug an entire bottle of Jim Beam if McCain winks at the audience

Remove one piece of clothing everytime McCain says "my friends".

I am off the sauce until Election Night. But, if I were drinking, it would be every time Tom Brokaw makes me swoon.

Which means I would be hammered in about fifteen minutes.

Finish drink and pour two more every time Gerald Ford is eaten by wolves.

Become--don't just drink, but become--a bottle of Jim Beam if John McCain once again almost goes postal while trying to pronounce "I'm-A-Dinner-Jacket."

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Finish a drink and pour two more whenever John McCain says he's excited.

Drink if a questioner has a ponytail.

Or, if you want to get hammered, when you hear "anti-American", "flag", "patriotic", "terrorist", "Chicago"...

Town hall debate, prove me wrong: the most inane, just-plain-stupid questions always come from the undecided yet 'concerned' voters at these things.

McCain:
“maverick”,
“my friends”,
“went against my own party”,
any mention of his time as a POW,
Lipstick,
Ayers,
Wright,
Rezko,
tactic not a strategy,
nuclear,
troops,
drill baby drill,
say it ain’t so,
South Ossetia

Obama:
“reached across party lines”,
“reached across the aisles”,
lulls his head around to keep from looking at the camera,
“America wants change…”,
“four more years of George Bush”,
“Bush and John McCain”,
Now, listen…”,
“Main Street” ,
Middle Class,
Lipstick,
Keating,
solar, wind, geothermal,
depression,
Lehman Brothers

[taken from various web sources, but compiled by me]

We started drinking every time McCain said, "My Friends." good thing we didn't start until late, else we'd miss work tomorrow.