Comments on Bone Thrown

Abomination.

Grotesque. You are cruel to us heteros, Dan.

It's too bad I don't allow any heterosexual staffers at the Stranger to post to Slog.

No. No, I do not want to see more.

I suppose it's the thought that counts, right?

WHAT ABOUT US>?!

I know I've asked for boobs before, but that is SO not what I meant.

I'd rather see the picture of the guy with the bottle up is ass. It looks less painful.

Thanks a lot, whiners. You see what you've wrought?

Ouch.

Please, not enough for heteros? As if sloggers didn't get their fill of boobs with all of Charles' postings.

Are you people so daft you need a gay man to find pornography on the internet for you?

I love breasts, all the shapes & sizes that occur naturally in nature. The fakes ones are gross and belong in the uncanny valley of not quite human.

It just looks so painful.

Dan, why do you hate us?

@12, speaking of uncanny valleys....

MY EYES!! MY EYEEEES!!

CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew.

*shudders uncontrollably.*

I'll be under my desk for the remainder of the day.

Right after this picture, the cameraman hit the deck, covered his head and shouted "look out those things are gonna explode." The resulting carnage was deemed too graphic, even for the Internet.

Yes, Virginia, there are some boobs that are just too big.

Woman like that makes a man wish he spoke a little French.

@17:
Exactly. Charles knows his boobs.

jesus christ. that could have gotten me fired.

@22:

You mean, like: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

I've heard them called "fun bags", but seriously, those are more like front-mounted airbags...

ewwww... i would much rather watch cocks all day than look at these things... and i'm a big dyke!

this is all the proof i need. heterosexuals are sick, sick people.

I don't think that pit bull was very gay... or was he?

Anyhow, these "jaws" look at least as dangerous.

No we ain't.

dan, there are very few heterosexual men out there who actually would be turned on by these balloons. please make a note of it...

I clicked on the "Monster Boobs" link expecting to see the McCain campaign staff.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Get that out of my eyes! Damn you!

Thanks. I was eating.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

>:6

That is just sad.

Perhaps she might want to consider helium instead of silicon next time.

It looks like the skin on her chest is about to tear under the strain of holding those abominations up.

Please never do that again.

That's the grossest thing I've seen all week. Thanks a lot.

Painfull is right, talk about top heavy. Poor woman.

Dan, don't be an asshole. Big tits are nice, but this totally misses the point.

Sorry, I just don't get the attraction.

These are going to drop harder than the stock market.

Ouch! I'm having sympathetic back pain just looking at her.

As a hetero guy that hasn't been laid in three years...

Get me a sharp pin.