Sex Bangers & Mash
posted by October 31 at 16:34 PMon
There’ll always be an England…
A vicar waddled into an emergency room at a hospital in Sheffield, UK complaining about a potato in his ass…. The vicar used the oldest excuse in the butt fucking manual: he fell on it.
The clergyman said he was hanging up some curtains in the nude when he accidentally fell on a potato lying on the kitchen table behind him. That damn potato! It was just laying there, in his way, all lubed up and ready to go!
Penetrating details—including the fact that the vicar had to undergo surgery to have the spud removed—are available at the Sun.