2008 “At first, I was nervous. Then I was like, ‘Whatever.’”
posted by October 13 at 16:10 PM
onThe Associated Press gets an interview with Levi Johnston.
The Cliffs Notes, in case you don’t feel like reading it: the MySpace page was a “joke” that he had nothing to do with; he thinks the kid is going to be a boy and looks forward taking him hunting and fishing; he’s going to tattoo Bristol Palin’s name on his ring finger because he’s forgetful and would surely lose a real ring; and he won’t be voting in the election because he failed to register to vote on time.
According to Slog tipper Kay:
I think this article is just chock full of comedic/truth-bending gold.
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you didn't read the interview, did you.
(ie "going to tattoo", myspace "joke", etc.)
Is it paranoid that the likeability of this kid seems engineered to me? Or does the writer of the AP piece have a crush on him? Field and Stream, Jesus.
I have a huge crush on him.
Grant - you a one of the people he is upset with - are you still convinced he is screwing this lady because of something other than his own hormones and desire? He says he lover her, and I believe him.
Such a funny comment, sure Field and Stream, why not? He is striking looking, hunts, fishes, claim to fame, and FROM ALASKA, remember?
And he is flat out handsome, not just cute or good looking. And he will be EVEN better in ten years.
Eat your hearts out, the real deal. Young Daddy from Alaska.
kids, drop out of high school, get your girlfriend pregnant and succeed! Unless of course youre african american or latino because than they will blame the economic collapse on you.
white supremacy is a mo fo.
I just wanna slam him doggie-style not read his white-trash life story. Chrrrrist.
The tattoo has already happened.
@7: His girlfriend has got some big-ass hair.
I knew that kid wasn't registered.
Damn, but he is hot. Lordy. If I were ten years younger and had gone to high school in Wasilla, I think Bristol might have had some competition.
"Johnston has dropped out of high school to take a job on the North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician."
So, are the oil fields up there like the ones in Canada? Where people go work long stretches without their families? Just wondering. =)
Julie in Chicago @ 10,
I'm sure Playgirl is kicking themselves for closing their Wasilla bureau and missing out on that snowbilly beefcake.
But seriously, there's nothing wrong with him that a ball-gag won't fix.
high school dropout with a blackberry. knocked up a fundy christian girl & didn't register to vote.
he's 10x more american than me.
Has anyone noticed how much Meghan McCain and Bristol Palin look alike nowadays?
Bristol has big milkbags.
My guess is he's really a Democrat who "forgot" to register so he wouldn't have to explain to the pit bull with lipstick why he cast his ballot for Obama.
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