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Or will happen. Or something.
(As my friend Meagan said, “BTW Hasselbeck is supposed to be Reagan—NOT Christian Bale from Newsies.”)
I am starting to resent how much of my attention The View demands these days.
One day, I'll live in a world where all the people who think Ronald Reagan is the greatest thing to happen to America since Jesus will be dead. That will be the beginning of the best years of my life.
If everybody in the world stopped watching, caring, pretending not to care, and talking about The View, it would finally go the motherfucking fuck away.
Hasselbeck is more like Christian Bale from "American Psycho".
Savage likes seeing Bale suck 'pole' in a fanatsy porn "American Dildo".
And a Green Day soundtrack (Don't want to be an) American- hmmmmm, Iditarod.
Isn't it almost time for snowboarding? Bet you like The View from on Top of the slopes, staring down at the Bottom. MAN, 'a group strangers' in front of you doing the sexy slalom while holding onto their 'poles'.
The wacky conspiracy to get Reagan dynamited into Mt Rushmore continues.
Teddy Roosevelt! Finally!
- Congressional medal of honor
- Nobel Peace Prize
- National Parks Service
- First African-American guest in White House
- Went swimming naked in Potomac in winter
- Panama Canal
- Huge, throbbing cock
Thankfully, there's no room on Rushmore for that quisling, so Crazydaddy Ronnie will have to be put somewhere else.
How about Yucca Mountain?
Next year Hasselbeck should go as Bob Genghis Khan. Or Maxine of Arc.
Is it just me, or are the wingnuts getting even nuttier? This election is driving them to the brink. The prevailing mood in my mostly neocon workplace is "Fuck it, we're going to Canada." Did I wake up in bizarro world?
I kind of wish I had a Major Television Network behind me to design/finance my Halloween costumes.
"And the world will know!"
Somebody should have told that Sherri idiot that the theme is presidents, not currency.
Man, that is one "classy art image." Jack Kemp is right.
#4 is turning me on. Drrrty, talk!
Mmmmm Christian Bale.
I miss his crooked teeth.
Great, now I'm attracted to Abraham Lincoln. Time to pour some pennies in my pants.
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