Slog - Comments on And The Winners Are... http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1 Fucking Queers, $2,000 for Best Hardcore. (Close second, Edged, and third B'Witched.) Butthole Lickin', $2,000 for Best Humor. (Close second, Le Petite Morte. Third, The Great Humpkin.) The Ride The Ducks hottie won $500 for Best Actress. And... Ms. Sylvia O'Stayformore took home $500 for Best Actor for Douche: Dry and Sandy. Huzzahs! Big congratulations to everyone, and bigger thanks to every single person who participated in HUMP! 4. A special How Was It? video is on the way. In the meantime, read more about it HERE.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:42:37 -0800 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:15:28 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by violet_dagrinder Good choices! I voted for Edged, but. . . .yup. Good. Yay! :)

]]> violet_dagrinder http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186242 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186242 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:21:13 -0800 Comment by Aislinn I think Edged and B'Witched were both better than Fucking Queers, but the other wins are totally deserved. Yay porn!

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186258 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:26:35 -0800 Comment by hump-o-what?!?! I voted for the edge film too. It was so sexy! That's too bad. Fucking Queers was kind of gross/boring. Does hardcore mean grossout? I'm confused.

All the other winners are great though! Congrats Sylvia I voted for you!

]]> hump-o-what?!?! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186306 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186306 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:53:31 -0800 Comment by JC How did Douche not even make the shortlist for Best Humor? People were practically crying with laughter when I saw that.

]]> JC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186343 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186343 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:08:19 -0800 Comment by BitterPornConsumer Edged was robbed dammit.

]]> BitterPornConsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186352 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186352 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:13:36 -0800 Comment by JackDaniels Fucking Queers rocked!

]]> JackDaniels http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186399 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186399 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:45:26 -0800 Comment by porn lover How did Fucking Queers win? Were the elections board drunk while counting votes? Did you guys fly to Florida to count them? Yuck.

Douche or Edging were far sexier. And that dude with the tattooed penis. Yeow!

But bloody vaginal fisting? Barf.

]]> porn lover http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186403 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186403 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:51:18 -0800 Comment by Adam I voted for Edged for both best hardcore and best humor -- that dream sequence with Dino Rossi and Estelle Getty was great!

]]> Adam http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186418 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186418 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:59:48 -0800 Comment by L Fucking Queers was fucking hot! And beautifully put together. Edged was also unbelievably hot... Douche was hilarious, and I want to be friends with everyone in it, but only small parts of it were actually sexy.

The women who did Butthole Lickin' are excellent comedic actresses...

]]> L http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186446 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186446 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:29:15 -0800 Comment by treacle Douche was easily the most funny. Concept, camp, execution,.. erection. Hilarious! The Laff-O-Meter was clocking in at Fucking Goddamn Funny during my screening.

"Hardcore" is a tricky, kinda vague category. Edging was hardcore, and very very hot. (Those abs! damn.) Fucking Queers was kinda hardcore, yet thrilling and inspiring.
But Poki was the one that left me breathing the hardest at the end. Sad that it didn't make the honorable mention category either.

Ah well. Yay for ducks and girls!
Congrats to all film makers!! You are awesome.
Big Sloppy Love to the Stranger.
And hats off to lucky, lucky Seattle.

]]> treacle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186461 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186461 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:55:19 -0800 Comment by Sir Learnsalot I voted for fucking queers for hardcore but edged was a close second. I voted for the humpkin for humor and douche was my second. I didn't even realize that there was the best actor/actress write-in because I would have put in the ride the ducks girl. She was a fox! I would buy that for a dollar!

]]> Sir Learnsalot http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186463 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186463 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:01:24 -0800 Comment by Kraegarth We are hoping that they put out a DVD of the festival films... My wife & were invited to this event by some friends this year and we had a ball!

]]> Kraegarth http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186488 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186488 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:04:57 -0800 Comment by amy! Which one was Le Petite Morte? Was it the balloons?

]]> amy! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186527 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186527 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:04:37 -0800 Comment by First Time HUMPer "Edged" was robbed. And "Fucking Queers" was boring when it wasn't revolting—and Madonna did it better and did it twenty years ago in her "Justify My Love" video.

]]> First Time HUMPer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186566 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186566 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:27:49 -0800 Comment by Undertable In response to several posts:

As a first time hump actor/viewer, I was so impressed by the majority of the films that made it into the festival.


Saying that someone else's idea of sex is revolting/disgusting? If you didn't want to see radical sex, then you should have gone to your local movie theatre. We live in Seattle, where there is kink, and oral sex, and even occasional vaginal fisting. ; ) And frankly, I have a hard time with someone who (most likely) did not produce or act in a HUMP! film hating on someone else's contribution.


It wasn't my thing either, dude. Frankly, I prefer hammers. However, the people have spoken.


HUMP! 4- Awesome. Heterosexism and hating on alternative sexuality- Lame.

]]> Undertable http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186577 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186577 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:52:00 -0800 Comment by Hump Rulz Edged hardcore? A hand job isn't hardcore. A bunch of crazy ass kids kissing and fucking and fisting and laughing and bleeding is hardcore. That's why I voted for Fucking Queers. Edged was sexy. There should be a "Hottest" category next year.

]]> Hump Rulz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186584 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186584 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:57:22 -0800 Comment by Madashell Edged and Le Petite Morte were robbed! Fucking Queers was more style than substance. And Butthole Lickers - how was that porn? It played like an R-rated Seinfeld episode, sorry, no offense to those who created it.
Bewitched - if it were me on the receiving end of the toil and trouble with broomstick action, that might be fine. Except being upside down like that would give me a headache, which probably would get in the way of good times.

]]> Madashell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186590 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186590 Hump Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:06:29 -0800 Comment by fucking what?!? OMG! That "Justify My Love" comment is totally perfect! No one is griping about the homos, just it was done, boring and yuck. "Edge" and "Douche" should have won, they were the ones the ones that actually gave people hard-ons. "Fucking Queers" was just lame.

I wonder if so many people split there votes for Edge and Douche that the lame 3rd place film ended up winning. Ha! "Fucking Queers" is the George W Bush of Hump! films. "Winner" by proxy.

]]> fucking what?!? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186644 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186644 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:06:13 -0800 Comment by Abby There should be an "artistic" category for next year. I really wanted to give "The Great Humpkin" a vote for something, but it didn't fit into any of the categories.

]]> Abby http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186699 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186699 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:39:04 -0800 Comment by violet_dagrinder I love that people are arguing about which of several hot, fun amateur porn films should have won this competition . . . I mean, I love that people GET to argue. I think I might be feeling a glimmer of patriotism. :D

Edged, Fucking Queers, and Douche were all really excellent. I had a hard time deciding between them. Thanks again to the filmmakers.

]]> violet_dagrinder http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186710 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186710 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:52:15 -0800 Comment by Original Monique Every film was great. Congrats to the winners! I just love going to this every year, and can't wait til next year.

]]> Original Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186740 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186740 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:12:48 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Great times! It was my first Hump! and I was not disappointed. I think that all the winning films deserved their awards, but I also thought that there were a lot of really great films that just didn't fit in to the "hardcore" or "humor" categories. I agree with Abby - maybe an "artistic" category could be added?

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186770 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186770 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:32:15 -0800 Comment by Sean The films keep getting better and better each year!

I'm not gay, but I voted for Edged for hardcore, mainly because gave a name to a long time fantasy of mine.

The family sitcom parody was sick and hilarious (poor Billy!), but I ended up voting for Buttlicking for its script and acting.

BTW, did anyone notice Dan's biceps? Nice guns, dude! Please post your workout routine.

]]> Sean http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186772 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186772 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:33:16 -0800 Comment by Anon Butthole Lickers and Le Petite Morte need to be on YouTube. B’Witched deserved to be on some indie porn DVD and not shown at an "amateur" porn festival.

]]> Anon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186788 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186788 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:45:09 -0800 Comment by pretentious i'm still thinking about 'edged'... at highly inopportune moments.

]]> pretentious http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186824 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186824 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:17:05 -0800 Comment by Dawgson I thought Fucking Queers was awful. It felt like it was trying to cover every possible "queer" subgroup while at the same time being so fucking white.

Yay gender queers, yay menstrual fisting, yay bi-boys and threesomes and tattoos, but come on! Where was the motherfucking color?

Also, it was way too long.

But hurray for Duck Girl!

]]> Dawgson http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186923 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186923 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:28:03 -0800 Comment by djsauvage Sean, I think you might be gay.

]]> djsauvage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186924 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1186924 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:28:15 -0800 Comment by L Salls Hey, Butthole Lickin' is on Funny or Die. So now you can watch it and vote it funny, so it doesn't die.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e3d7db3fa0/butthole-licking-from-kanakotube

]]> L Salls http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1187192 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1187192 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:51:22 -0800 Comment by Lone Gangbanger Oh, hells no. How about for next year's Hump you guys introduce a new category. In addition to Humor and Hardcore you can have one for Shit That In No Way Belongs In An Amateur Porn Competition.

I don't blame the people who voted for Butthole Lickin since it was pretty funny, but the jury should never have selected that to be in the competition. Two chicks with their clothes (and fucking glasses!) on under a blanket engaging in some snappy repartee about analingus is a pretty good working definition of NOT PORN.

It's one thing if you Stranger people want to dilute the institution of marriage by advocating for gay rights, but when you start screwing up porn... is nothing fucking sacred with you people?!?

]]> Lone Gangbanger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1187430 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1187430 Hump Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:58:42 -0800 Comment by Carlos Winslow La Petite Mort (the balloon one): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm-bpTM-mMQ

]]> Carlos Winslow http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1188258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1188258 Hump Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:45:54 -0800 Comment by brandobean A few posters made a good point. "Hardcore" is too vague a category. I took it to mean "sexual" as opposed to "funny" but it seems some others took it to mean "had the most hardcore of sex" (i.e. a handjob doesn't count). I think next year you should change the names to:
1. Funny
2. Sexy.
Oh and by the way, can you stop letting in the producer of the LA/Seattle street interview video into Hump? This is an *amateur* contest and that guy has rows and rows of videos available at every video store. He's a professional who makes his living making porn. That shouldn't be allowed I say!

]]> brandobean http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1192837 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/and_the_winners_are_1#c1192837 Hump Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:15:28 -0800