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1

that is one ugly dude, still more pleasing to the eye and spirit than bald-republican Hasslebeck.

Posted by vooodooo84 | October 22, 2008 5:29 PM
2

So, who'd they hire for our footy team?

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 22, 2008 5:31 PM
3

Will, ever since I got through my pretentious douche phase I stopped caring about soccer.

Posted by Jonah S | October 22, 2008 5:36 PM
4

Is that herpes?

Posted by w7ngman | October 22, 2008 5:40 PM
5

Baseball is NOT boring. Go Rays!

Posted by Andy | October 22, 2008 5:53 PM
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Shouldn't there be an upper allowable limit on testosterone in the bloodstream? The state police could enforce it, or Rob McKenna could stop really neanderthal-lookin' dudes on the street if he suspects they're packing too much "heat".

Posted by Uncle Vinny | October 22, 2008 5:57 PM
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Seriously, if they ever do make that movie based on "The Goon", they should totally audition that guy.

Posted by COMTE | October 22, 2008 6:14 PM
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5 points to Comte. Put it on the board!

Posted by Jonah s | October 22, 2008 6:19 PM
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I got excited when I started reading this post because I thought it was leading up to saying Holmgren was fired.

Man, the Mariners. What can you say? It's like they want to suck.

Posted by awww | October 22, 2008 6:27 PM
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There can only be one!

Posted by butchie | October 22, 2008 6:30 PM
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Srsly? You guys think that dude is ugly? Owen Schmitt can, uh, quarter my back anytime he wants. Rowr!

Posted by el ganador | October 22, 2008 6:37 PM
12

Baseball be boring cuz it a whitey sport.
Kick it Rays

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/sports/baseball/17rhoden.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Posted by Fo Sho J-Spang | October 22, 2008 6:40 PM
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Owen Schmitt for run-blocking fullback, at the very least. That kid is a monster - the apex of corn-fed midwestern white boy.

Posted by Hernandez | October 22, 2008 6:42 PM
14

got through? you're barely in it, boy. and that picture is one of the reasons i prefer european football, with its gorgeous players with gorgeous bodies.

Posted by scary tyler moore | October 22, 2008 6:49 PM
15

Holmgren says he'll take a year off. His wife is making him.

@3 What phase comes after pretentious douche?

Posted by six shooter | October 22, 2008 6:51 PM
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^Shiiiit, that Owen monster look like he fail auditions for bouncer on SANDINISTA! cover night. He no Apex.

Posted by Fo Sho J-Spang | October 22, 2008 6:54 PM
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As a Niners fan, I would gladly take Holmgren. I'd give him ownership of the team, let him take a year off to spend with his family, anything. Mike Holmgren would be the Barack Obama to the 49er brass' 8 year neocon fuckup machine.

Posted by kebabs | October 22, 2008 7:07 PM
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Holmgren hasn't lived in San Francisco for decades. 3/4 of his children, and most of his grandchildren, live in the Seattle area. I'd say he's more likely to do something with the Packers than with the 49ers in a few years.

@2, next year's coach will be Jim Mora Jr. Have you been living under a rock or something?

Posted by joykiller | October 22, 2008 7:09 PM
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Yeah, but does he has a bukkit? (& are large, ugly, bloody men going to beat me up for that remark?)

Posted by SeaExile | October 22, 2008 8:14 PM
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for the record, baseball is not boring.

at least no more than curling. its all about the sport a person grows up liking, whether it is boring. like Golf on TV. beyond words boring to me, but they have entire stations dedicated to it.

Go Rays. F-ck Pat Gillick.

Mariners in 2012.

Posted by mcFly | October 22, 2008 8:53 PM
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Phils win 3-2. That wasn't boring.

Posted by drewl | October 22, 2008 9:02 PM
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Agreed @21. Go Phils!

Posted by PA Native | October 22, 2008 10:34 PM
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It must sting most Mariners fans that the goddamn Tampa Bay Rays made it to the World Series while Seattle still has not.

Posted by Matt from Denver | October 23, 2008 6:53 AM
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...leaving the M's, the Rangers, and the Nationals as the only three franchises never to play in the Series.

Posted by joykiller | October 23, 2008 10:50 AM
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