Slog - Comments on What A Dick http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick Seattle Police arrested a 35-year-old man for indecent exposure at Green Lake Park on Monday afternoon after a woman caught the man beating off in the bushes. According to the police report, the woman hid behind a tree and called police while she watched the man masturbate. While on the phone, the woman told police she "thought that [the man] had some kind of flesh-colored realistic-looking phony penis strapped to his genitals." The woman also told police she recognized the man who, according a police report, had masturbated in front of the woman and her daughter near the Green Lake... Copyright 2008 Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:57:04 -0800 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:28:05 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by scary tyler moore since when did john bailo venture off east hill, kent?

]]> scary tyler moore http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145604 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145604 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:00:48 -0800 Comment by nightlifejitters They have dog parks, why not an indecent exposure park? Otherwise, it's just going to keep happening. Just sayin'

]]> nightlifejitters http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145605 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145605 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:01:10 -0800 Comment by Julie Russell I wish this would happen to me. I'd love to stare back blankly and reply..."You Really think THAT is worth showing off?"

]]> Julie Russell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145638 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145638 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:25:37 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @2,

That would hardly work. The whole point is to disgust and offend passersby.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145650 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145650 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:35:22 -0800 Comment by elenchos The whole point is to disgust and offend passersby.If that's all they want, let's invite them to the Slog and keep our parks free of that nastiness. ]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145672 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145672 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:00:44 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Where's a fucking pit bull when you need one? "Go, Spike! Get sausage!"

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145678 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145678 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:07:32 -0800 Comment by Ken ...let's not mentioned how fascinated the woman was...other...she would have turned her back or left or continued her nap

Flashers are common in many parks, most better skilled than this one.

All the fake outrage is funny, on Slog of all places ... perhaps a new wave Prude movement? Rooted in the Stranger sexual enlightenment cause? Tad bizarre to me.

Somebody needs to send the guy to a gay sauna for some easier and legal sexual relief.

Ho hum. Another flasher.

]]> Ken http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145704 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145704 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:44:12 -0800 Comment by Chris Seriously, why would you call the cops on him

]]> Chris http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145736 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145736 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:55:52 -0800 Comment by John Bailo It raises an interesting point. Since he was not exposed in the flesh, in that he was holding an inanimate object (just say for the sake of argument), was that, in fact, indecent?

]]> John Bailo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145741 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145741 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:09:16 -0800 Comment by TVDinner I'm sorry. Why would you call the cops on him? Um...maybe because he'd done the same thing to her and HER DAUGHTER a few weeks earlier? Maybe because it's sexually aggressive? Ya think?

And why did she keep looking? Golly, maybe so she could make sure he was in front of her and not sneaking up behind her? And perhaps to give the cops a good description? Do ya suppose?

Fucking brain surgeons, some of these sloggers.

]]> TVDinner http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145760 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145760 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:03:44 -0800 Comment by Bob Bet he was:

1. A pitbull owner
2. A Youth Pastor
3. Married to a WOMAN and with children
4. A reporter who only reports one side on the drug war

Jesus Christ, public wanking creeps are multi-daily occurrence on police hot sheets in cities much much smaller than Seattle. This shocks anyone? Maybe if he interrupted a spontaneous pillow fight amongst hipster weenies.

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145990 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1145990 News Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:16:07 -0800 Comment by nicole the guy who does it on the NR train in brooklyn ACTUALLY wanks, his own god given equipment. On the subway platform and on the train behind a newspaper both in broad daylight. I and everyone I know who has seen the guy just ignore him. Its too gross and complicated to confront him. I guess that's how he gets away with it....

]]> nicole http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1146440 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1146440 News Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:06:57 -0800 Comment by inkweary Speaking of dildos, someone threw a pair of sneakers with a dildo attached over the telephone lines at Bellevue and Thomas. I think it may be part of an art project because I have noticed several other pairs of shoes around the Hill which have messages written on the soles or other attached objects. One set read: MORE OPTIONS. Anyone else spotting these?

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1146672 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_a_dick#c1146672 News Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:28:05 -0800