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Vote Sarah Palin for President!

This blog post is getting a lot of play in the conservative blog world. If you don’t want to read a neocon’s blog post, I’ll highlight the important bit here:

The No. 2 question I get in my on-going media tour is: “So who will you vote for Nov. 4 for president?”

Today, I am pleased to announce my write-in choice – drum roll, please.

My vote for president this year is for … Sarah Palin.

Think about it.

McCain is going to win.

I predict he will win bigger than practically anyone imagines.

Barack Obama is self-destructing faster and more dramatically than the assignment messages on “Mission Impossible.”

He’s toast.

Yes, yes, yes! You remember all those angry arguments you had with conservative family members in 2004? Did you convince any of them to vote for Kerry? Of course not! But you could probably convince the most conservative of them to write in Sarah Palin’s name for president using Joseph Farah’s logic, above.

Sample dialogue written for you, acting as though you’re a newly baptized conservative: “I don’t know, Uncle Mickey. I think John McCain’s just too…liberal for me. We clearly need Sarah in the White House, and I think the best way to show John McCain that we want her to take a huge role in his presidency is to get all of us conservatives to write her in. I mean, c’mon. There’s no way the election’s going to be close! So I’m going to make my vote matter by writing Sarah in for president.”

A write-in vote for Sarah is a vote for America!

Comments (10)

1

This is almost as cool as the walrus babies.

Almost.

Posted by Ziggity | September 16, 2008 2:18 PM
2

B R I L L I A N T !

Posted by Zaggity | September 16, 2008 2:22 PM
3

Depressing. I know, I know, this is actually how some people think. But the confirmation that there are people this ignorant, stupid, uninformed, and absolutely close minded and bigoted- and in big enough numbers to make this election a close call (when it shouldn't be by a long shot)- is devastating.

Posted by Johnny Liverwerst | September 16, 2008 2:41 PM
4

This reminds of the good news that I heard this morning, that I don't think has been slogged . . . Bob Barr will be on the ballot in PA!!!

Posted by Levislade | September 16, 2008 2:41 PM
5

Maybe that's the answer. Convince people to write in Palin for President! I'll help maintain a web page if someone wants to start one.

Posted by elswinger | September 16, 2008 2:42 PM
6

Smile.

This seems so Dan Savage, I was surprised to see Paul's name on it.

Posted by David Wright | September 16, 2008 2:52 PM
7

Holy crap that guy's an idiot. I really hope people listen to him.

"Is she qualified?

"You bet she is. In fact, she has more executive experience than McCain, Obama and Joe Biden combined."

Ah yes . . . "executive experience." What a load of horseshit.

Posted by Levislade | September 16, 2008 2:59 PM
8

it amazes me that people actually think obama's "self-destructing". how do you get yourself to THINK that way?

Posted by max solomon | September 16, 2008 3:32 PM
9

Convince conservatives to vote Libertarian. It's our only hope.

Posted by Mahtli69 in Taiwan | September 16, 2008 3:37 PM
10

This is what I've been saying all along. Palin for president.

http://sarahpalinforprez.blogspot.com/

Posted by Palin for President | September 19, 2008 10:57 PM

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