I've seen Giuliani's quote about Palin having "more experience than Obama and Biden combined" when she became mayor all night - it makes me question his sanity
I'm torn. I've been avoiding this convention all week. It's hard enough reading about it the next day. And we're having guests over this evening. If they're gone by 10 then I might watch Governor Palin speak. But that's a big if. I haven't yelled at the TV in a long time. . .
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
here are some zingers that will make the crowd there go nuts:
- "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities."
- "In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers. And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change"
Associated Press is already writing about Palin's speech in past tense:
September 3, 2008
Palin jabs at Obama; McCain claims nomination
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 7:23 p.m. ET
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) -- Thrust abruptly onto the national stage, Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin described herself Wednesday night as a small town mayor turned governor, a political outsider ready to help John McCain change Washington.
In an unmistakable jab at Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, she said, ''I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a `community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities.'' As a young man, Obama did a stint as a community organizer.
The Alaska governor had prime time billing at the Republican National Convention on a night delegates also lined up to deliver their presidential nomination to McCain.
In excerpts released in advance, Palin, 44, also mocked the news media, which have raised convention week questions about her family and her background. ''Here's little news flash for all those reporters and commentators: I'm not going to Washington to seek their good opinion -- I'm going to Washington to serve the people of this country.''
Nice of them to throw in that line about "In excerpts released in advance ..."
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3 men and a Barbie?
What a lovely toilet paper print that would make.
I think I'm gonna need a drink...
This is going to rule so hard. I plan to be pretty drunk by the time Palin comes on.
Jesus!
American Jesus!
9/11!
Jesus!
This is going to be fun!
Subject-Verb-9/11-Trailer Trash Barbie!
I'm with Greg@4 on this one.
Oh Mitt...mmmm....mmMMMMMM...
I've seen Giuliani's quote about Palin having "more experience than Obama and Biden combined" when she became mayor all night - it makes me question his sanity
I love that you others plan on drinking too, haha
#5 for the mf'ing epic win. AMERICAN JESUS! OMG ROFL!!!!
wow, project runway contestants never looked so good!
Dear God, I might need to pick up a new bottle of Jamison tonight so I can be drunk by the time Screech comes on. Is this going to be on XM radio?
Tonight's prescription: Southern Comfort, followed by Cognac, a Manhattan and a cyanide pill.
I'm torn. I've been avoiding this convention all week. It's hard enough reading about it the next day. And we're having guests over this evening. If they're gone by 10 then I might watch Governor Palin speak. But that's a big if. I haven't yelled at the TV in a long time. . .
*barf*
I still have to watch it however. So I can yell at my t.v. For being an ignorant hypocrite.
yuck! :P
tonite's actual lineup:
tyra
tranny model
blayne
ratbones' girlfriend
@9: I'm thinking of just staying drunk for the next two months, to be honest.
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
i don't need that in my life.
*spoilers* from the palin speech below.
here are some zingers that will make the crowd there go nuts:
- "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities."
- "In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers. And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change"
GAMETIME:
Toke/Bong hit per "Traditional Values" reference.
Shot per use of Barack "Hussien" Obama.
This is NOT for amateurs...I take no reponsibility for how much time you spend passed out tonight or looking like Dick Cheney tomorrow.
If you want to try the "beginner" version-correct pronuciation of any multi syllabic nation or world leaders name-you might get bored here.
Tonights Drinking game:
When they pan to a token minority in the crowd...DRINK
Any mention of the following words:
9/11
Terrorist
Vietnam
POW
Honor
Integrity
God Bless (has to be both together)
Iraq
Any time someone bashes the 'liberal media'
Oh we'll all be sloshed after 1 speech.
But why wait until tonight?
Associated Press is already writing about Palin's speech in past tense:
Nice of them to throw in that line about "In excerpts released in advance ..."
New McCain/Palin slogan:
Country Fried First.
I'm listening to Meg Whitman. Isn't she a lesbian? I mean, I know about Log Cabin Republicans and everything, but yikes.
gross
And the topic lineup will be god, the other white god, 9/11, and Grace's horrible wardrobe.
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