The original reports were "sex addiction" which I took to mean lots of real live sex with lots of real live people. That was so much more juicy.

All of it is ever so funny in light of his latest television series.

Perhaps the Fruedian position to take is to elongate by the depth of field in your spatial capacity relay mechanisms.

In the heated political enviornments of our presently tense generations, there are multiple solutions to the ongoing datalines and points of intesecting incremental appeasement catalysts.

Often, in the genre filled lifestyles of the wealthy, famous and very connected insiders.... the necessity to infiltrate certain geographical logistical situations require of man of stealth and characters to knuckle over the small innuendos and proceed straight into the haze and fog of the smoke screens of battle.

Often when giving unsolicited advice as I am, I freely admit that I have overstepped my bonds and bounds that eliviate stress from one side of the mind to another.

This is of course a common form of passive agressive bi-polaristic reflux syndrome.

Hipters like yourselves, ever aware of the increasing valued use of technocratic lingo and bludgeoning euphanisms that smother the minds of clearly biggoted uninitiates in a given shelve of topical subject matter,

will do thee well to adhere to a few simple rules when invoking the names of the stars whos screenwriters and grandparents that may want revenge on you for lost revenue due to substandard ratings during sweeps week:

Consequence?

Purgatory at best...

at worst...hell forever in

Mayor Nicklesville.

I mean, try be married to someone with real problems like Scott Weiland!

Seconded!

She looks awfully similar.

and, if he's going to humiliate himself this way in public, i hope he was at least watching something really really dirty. like i do.

an online porn addict is not just someone that watches a ton of internet porn. nor is he or she someone who watches what anyone would consider "normal, expected" amounts.

these are people who have such a profound addiction that it is actually interfering with their everyday life in very negative ways. it isn't just the stress it puts on the marriage. it can have negative ramifications for career, health and family life and can impede basic functioning. that is why it is categorized as an addiction, because the addict TRULY CANNOT STOP.

it has nothing to do with how attractive the wife is or whether she puts out or whether he's secretly gay or whatever.