News The Morning News
posted by September 26 at 7:47 AMon
All Your Banks Are Belong To Us: WaMu seized, sold to JPMorgan
The Show Must Go On: Mississippi governor says he expects Obama/McCain debate to go on as originally planned. If McCain doesn’t show, Obama say he’lll explain how to fix economy, Iraq, etc. and will try out stand-up material he’s been working on.
Extremism: Israeli settlers start blowing shit up.
AT&T Is the New R.J. Reynolds: Cell phone execs refuse to testify before congress.
“A Scheme to Conceal From the Public”: “Uncle Ted” Stevens’ trial gets underway.
Don’t Be So Defensive: Congress slashes DARPA’s budget by $130 million.
It’ll Be Rubble By Then: Viaduct plan won’t be in place until after the election.
Stupid Idea of the Day: PETA asks Ben & Jerry’s to dump cows, switch to breast milk.
Game Over: Douchebag anti-video-game activist/attorney gets disbarred.
Grampa gets owned by ELLEN!
Bonus: I’d bet tonight’s debate goes something like this.