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posted by September 24 at 7:46 AMon
Surrender: Dems give up, allow 25-year ban on offshore drilling to expire.
Grand Ol’ Party Crashers: State Dems sue to block Rossi’s deceptive “GOP Party” ballot branding.
Mindless Sport: Former NFL players are literally giving their brains to science.
Bus vs. Circus Elephant: Bus Wins.
Hearts and Minds: What the hell is a Human Terrain Team? Find out here.
Dumping Ground: Tired of Your Punk-Ass 15-Year-Old? Abandon them at a Nebraska hospital or fire station. It’s perfectly legal.
Prolonging Armageddon: Large Hadron Collider shut down for a year.